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I love making graphs. Bram loves making graphs. It was just a matter of time until the two things met each other.

Even Vlad made his own graph!

Let's have a graph party!

...I may have ingested too much sugar in the last few hours.

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Now, a note on the graph:

Sorry, vampire fans. As much as I like Hammer's Dracula more than Twilight, you have to agree that Twilight vampires are harder to beat by humans. No "getting a stake feeble wooden nail through the vampire's sternum using only a small hammer" or "using a cross to make them burn in the sunlight" for these vampires. Hunters need freaking flamethrowers and industrial diamond drills to destroy them. Now, think that you are fighting not Twilight's Edward (that is kinda emo and don't want to kill humans), but one of those Twilight's villains that are trully violent. Mock him by sparkling in the sun. I dare you.

On the other hand, if you mock Hammer's Dracula, as long as you are holding something that even RESEMBLES a cross (even if not blessed), he can only hiss as you call his momma fat.

No, I'm not a Twilight fan. But I'm also a practical girl. I wouldn't make my hunters underestimate a dangerous vampire just because he looks silly under the sun. Not even to get a cheap laugh over Twilight. The hunters are still alive today for a reason.

Description
I love making graphs. Bram loves making graphs. It was just a matter of time until the two things met each other.

Even Vlad made his own graph!

Let's have a graph party!

...I may have ingested too much sugar in the last few hours.

------------------------

Now, a note on the graph:

Sorry, vampire fans. As much as I like Hammer's Dracula more than Twilight, you have to agree that Twilight vampires are harder to beat by humans. No "getting a stake feeble wooden nail through the vampire's sternum using only a small hammer" or "using a cross to make them burn in the sunlight" for these vampires. Hunters need freaking flamethrowers and industrial diamond drills to destroy them. Now, think that you are fighting not Twilight's Edward (that is kinda emo and don't want to kill humans), but one of those Twilight's villains that are trully violent. Mock him by sparkling in the sun. I dare you.

On the other hand, if you mock Hammer's Dracula, as long as you are holding something that even RESEMBLES a cross (even if not blessed), he can only hiss as you call his momma fat.

No, I'm not a Twilight fan. But I'm also a practical girl. I wouldn't make my hunters underestimate a dangerous vampire just because he looks silly under the sun. Not even to get a cheap laugh over Twilight. The hunters are still alive today for a reason.