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ready? 



so. This is probably gonna be so ridiculously long but bare with me. 

This is Princess Toadstool NOT Princess Peach

But it looks like her!
Yes because it's technically her but NOT. <- that made no sense.

Lemme explain. 

I have a whole viewpoint of mario right? This is one of those BIG viewpoints.

Princess Toadstool is the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. Well in this case the PHONY ruler. She's a pyscho "princess" who basically fucked up her kingdom.

Here's how I see it. Originally way way WAY back then the Mushroom Kingdom was full of citizens . Not TOADS. But normal people. Toadstool was one of those citizens. In fact my head canon for her was that she was the little nerd that no one liked. yEP she was that kid that was the scape-goat for everybody. And after so much mental torment she went pyscho. She just lost it and went crazy. The fact that she was a nerd too meant that she was like a little mad scientist. So she decided to just take over the kingdom and control it. She made an infection on the kingdom and decided that all the people in the kingdom would turn to toads.

Like come on it makes sense right? Why is she the only human in her kingdom full of toads? I say this is definitely plausible. 

So she teamed up with a wicked sorceress ( why a sorceress? cuz i can ) and fucked up her whole kingdom. Now she was the pyschaotic, brutal ruler of her kingdom. I even see her as incredibly violent when she loses her patience and probably has the wicked sorceress as her psychotic loyal servant.

But after all the brutal and all the horror. This is what happens, her friend gets infected and makes her wake up and realize what she did. 

I'm making this friend Toadsworth. 

But why Toadsworth?  

Because in the wiki it says and I quote "Toadsworth is an elderly Toad  and Princess Peach 's longtime steward" and I'm even going to make this even weirder by saying

Toadsworth was Toadstool's FATHER

Oh yeah I'm believing it. If we are using my head canon, Toadstool basically fucked up her kingdom and Toadsworth got fucked up along with it. This practically woke up Toadstool and made her realize what she did. Crushed and awoken by the horrible shit she did she cared for Toadsworth and after some time she decided to tell Toadsworth who he was and what happened and basically everything. He then got a shroomshock but Toadstool ( being the little nerd she is ) was able to cure him by making a Refreshroom [ You probably know this from the Mario and Luigi Partners in Time. ]. Like how mario found that refreshroom in his room? Wouldn't that mean he's had one before? Exactly. 

And the fact he gets so worried about the princess has to mean something. That he really cares for her, and the fact he's old, he could probably see her as a daughter figure. 

SO! let's go back to Toadstool. 

You see that scepter she's holding? Well that scepter was crafted for her by the wicked sorceress she teamed up with before and in fact it's the same sapphire as the one embedded on her chest. Ever wondered why Daisy had a flower on her chest and represented flowers and rosalina had a star on her chest and represented stars and why peach had a sapphire on her chest but represented MUSHROOMS??? yeah yeah you guys can say it was the design but I'll stick with my head canon on there being a whole backstory to it

That gem is actually ~* MAGICAL *~ lets say the wicked sorceress did something to it ok? So then Toadstool went through a whole awful depression state and her wicked sorceress began poisoning her thoughts and started to tell her to make her place as a ruler. 

SO! Princess Toadstool went to Bowser's kingdom and then did something awful. I'm making it be the fact she killed his wife. Bowser Jr came from SOMEWHERE you know. And I don't think Bowser is unisexual. No. Bowser feeling awful about the death of his wife went furious. 

Toads worth after witnessing her having killed a queen of another kingdom had enough. He somehow managed to knockout the wicked sorceress and Toadstool woke up from her spell thing and went into depression. 

She then told Toadsworth to kill her. But he couldn't do that. So he decided to lock away all her memories and the wicked sorceress got locked away with it. So it was basically a restart for Princess Toadstool

and when she woke up Toadsworth decided to give her the name "Peach" and she kept her title as a princess. He didn't want to tell her he was his father, cuz then she'd be like 'tf ur a toad tho' so he became the "steward". Peach was basically a fresh new start. Toadsworth planted fake memories of her past (since he is skilled with magic too ok leave me alone ) and Peach was the sweet and kind princess. 

Bowser furious from what happened to his spouse then went to Mushroom Kingdom and fucked it up. He was like " oh hell the fuk no" and he KNOWS all of it. He knows what happened to the Mushroom Kingdom but whats holding him back is the fact that it doesn't look like theres any problems going on with it. 

The citizens are happy Princess is happy and everyone is happy.

But of course since he believes that its not all as it seems he decides to kidnap Peach

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE WHOLE START OF SUPER MARIO


all this is basically supporting the game theory that can be found here => www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OaTwR… but giving it a bit more too it, even though it's probably irrelevant i like it.



But yeah this is just a head canon ok guys. 

And i love it

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Comments: 17

koopabrat [2016-04-03 07:42:06 +0000 UTC]

Haha I don't know if I should have read this after reading your fanfic that kind of ties into this headcanon. Maybe spoiled myself a little, but what the heck.
My headcanon origin story thingamabobber is a bit off the wall, too, but it makes too much sense for it NOT to be true. xD

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Sumooli In reply to koopabrat [2016-04-08 03:39:59 +0000 UTC]

man sorry for the late replyyyyy


aWW MAN UR ACTUALLY READIN THAT CRAPPY FAN FIC-- XDDD

well yeah lil bits of spoiler for u now but keep it all on the low key ;D 

OOOH ID LOVE TO HEAR UR HEADCANON!

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koopabrat In reply to Sumooli [2016-04-08 06:31:18 +0000 UTC]

Aww, nah, you're good.

Fuck yes, I can't help it D; You make it too entertaining. JUS STAHP ET, DAMMIT

Yeah, I gotcha, my lips are sealed tighter than a virgin's legs, I swear it!

Well one of these days I'll get around to finishing it, but I did start writing my headcanon like, a million years ago, if you wanna check it out. It's only one chapter, tho. And it's utter garbage. xD

www.fanfiction.net/s/8468652/1…

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Vickinky [2016-02-08 23:00:18 +0000 UTC]

This is great! :,D

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Sumooli In reply to Vickinky [2016-04-08 03:40:06 +0000 UTC]

thank you :"3

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Zaza714 [2016-01-31 16:59:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh god someone needs to make a comic about this whole head cannon

This theory is way too perf ;u;

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Sumooli In reply to Zaza714 [2016-04-08 03:40:25 +0000 UTC]

BLESS THANKS A BUNCH--

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Zaza714 In reply to Sumooli [2016-04-18 00:52:03 +0000 UTC]

You`re welcome <3

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L-MASTER [2016-01-31 06:40:26 +0000 UTC]

es un lindo el detalle de los ojos rojos

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Sumooli In reply to L-MASTER [2016-04-08 03:40:33 +0000 UTC]

ahhhh muchas gracias <3

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MindiShadikku [2016-01-31 04:56:54 +0000 UTC]

So cool :0000

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Sumooli In reply to MindiShadikku [2016-04-08 03:40:39 +0000 UTC]

merciiii <3

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MindiShadikku In reply to Sumooli [2016-04-08 05:19:04 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome ;;u;; <333

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Browniethehedgie [2016-01-31 04:04:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh this headcanon is really dark but I like it!>:3

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Sumooli In reply to Browniethehedgie [2016-04-08 03:40:58 +0000 UTC]

ME TOO-- XD

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Kurodjinn [2016-01-31 03:53:19 +0000 UTC]

At first it sounded ridiculous. But then I got to the end and can't do anything but agree. ; - ;

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Sumooli In reply to Kurodjinn [2016-01-31 04:04:12 +0000 UTC]

Just after hearing that theory gave me a new viewpoint

and i just had to do this

but its just a head canon for myselffffff

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