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Things to do Before I Die

1. Go to bed at a reasonable hour.
2. Eat breakfast (a healthy one).
3. Get my driver's license.

Things to do Before Next Year

1. Find my house key.
2. Call back my optomitrist to reschedule (again).
3. Even out my tanlines (more like sunburn lines).

Things to do Before Next Month

1. Conquer all of my fears.
2. Aquire my dream job at the beautiful young age of seventeen and seven months.
3. Become entirely fluent in Spanish, Latin, and Gaelic.

Things to do Before Next Week

1. Get married.
2. Have two gorgeous children (a boy and a girl, naturally).

Things to do Before Tomorrow

1. Fall in love.
2. Win the Nobel Peace Prize, the Pulitzer Prize, and an Olympic gold medal.

Things to do Before the Next Hour Passes

1. Cure the common cold, cancer, AIDS, and world poverty.
2. Solve all environmental problems the Earth is currently, and will ever, face.

Things to do Before the Next Minute Passes

1. Realize I've lost all sense of time and ability to prioritize.

Things to Do

1. Invent time travel.