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Published: 2017-11-14 05:51:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 1445; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 0
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tfw you're a more interesting character than both of the aytolisian twins but koei tecmo gives you the short end of the stickon twitter
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"guess i'll meet a terrible and painful end that brings about chaos because two walking lemons don't understand what mercy killing is"
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βDad can I summon the chaos dragon?β
βNo, youβre groundedβ
βGuess youβll dieβ
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"dad look im gonna trick the lemons into giving me their swords"
"shut up hedgehog lookin ass loser"
"okay you know what im offended and you're gonna die instead now fuck you"
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Rowan: βDarioβs is trapped behind enemy lines with monsters! Heβs doomed!β
Corrin: βEh heβs prolly fine.β
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THAT CUTSCENE LOWKEY MAKES ME MAD BC THE WHOLE GAME IS FIGHTING HORDES OF ENEMIES WHY ARE A FEW MONSTERS IN FRONT OF 1 DOOR A PROBLEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Ikr?! Itβs like, what are they too tired? Need a break?
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marth system voice: make sure to take breaks and keep a good distance from the screen :)
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Chrome voice: Easy there warrior, be sure to take breaks in your gameplay and protect your eyes by staying far enough from the screen.
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thank you, he is suffering
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also every time i look at darios i just see his crown drowning in his hair
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TBH I DONT THINK IT EVER COMES OUT ITS JUST FIRMLY STUCK IN THAT MESS OF A HEDGEHOG ASS HE HAS FOR HAIR
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HOW DOES HE WASH HIS HAIR
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HE DUNKS HIS HEAD IN A BUCKET OF WATER FOR 10 SECONDS
DONE
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HOW HAS HIS CROWN NOT TARNISHED FROM THE WATER
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he wipes it with a paper towel which rips immediately upon contact
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koei tecmo i think gets the blame for that seeing as they developed the game and made him, and are the reason for all of the bad decisions in that game sldkjf intsys and nintendo had to push koei tecmo to put celica and lyn in the game
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curse you koei tecmo.......................................
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yeahhhhh, and they also said they don't plan to put roy or ike in fe warriors as dlc, they would SAVE THEM FOR A SEQUEL
so yeah fe warriors is a cash grab for koei tecmo which is sad
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if they make a sequel and don't bring darios back im going straight to koei tecmo headquarters and i will personally destroy every employee's face until they submit to my desires
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ghost darios in some anankos possession bullshit because fe warriors just takes plot elements from fe13 and fe14 to create its own plot e v e
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SLAMS MY FISTS ON THE TABLE!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE GOOD ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i miss darios @ nintendo please bring him back
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We need to see him in action aaaaah
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