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You might be a Rammstein fan if...

1. If you've ever made their official website your computer's home page
2. If your shopping for band merchandise makes you personally responsible for an increase in the German GNP
3. If, as a result of all this shopping, you are intimately familiar with exchange rates to the euro
4. If you've ever used herzeleid.com as a foreign-language study course
5. If you've ever mistakenly listed your blood type as "R+"
6. If at least three of the tattoo pics on rammimages.com are your own
7. If you've bought a helmet after wanting to head-butt your computer monitor when people ask what "Du Hast" means
8. If you had to explain about Emigrate to the cashier at the music store (then bought your copy online as a result)
9. If you've ever started a petition to have January 4th declared a national holiday
10. If you've turned the "reptile sushi" interview into a drinking game
11. If you know who "Frau Schneider" is, and/or think "she" is hot
12. If you have ever tried to ride a bike with no seat while on train tracks
13. If you know the record cover, band, and band member the above statement refers to
14. If the only German poet you've ever read used to be a basket weaver
15. If you know that "Emu" doesn't necessarily refer to a flightless bird
16. If the "so few Richards, so many Dicks" bumper sticker reminds you of a certain guitarist
17. If you sing parts of "Mein Teil" every time you see a hot dog
18. If your Halloween costume has ever been "Flake in the 'Ich Will' video"
19. If your predominant moods can be summed up in song titles
20. If you own more band merchandise than half of Pilgrim Management
21. If you got an economic-stimulus check and then proceeded to stimulate the German economy
22. If you have so many posters up that you haven't seen your walls since Sehnsucht came out
23. If Duran Duran's "Girls On Film" reminds you of the poster you have, where the singer is naked and pregnant
24. If you've ever looked up information about sharks, just to see if they really do cry underwater
25. If you had nightmares about spaghetti after watching the "Haifisch" video

Description
You might be a Rammstein fan if...

1. If you've ever made their official website your computer's home page
2. If your shopping for band merchandise makes you personally responsible for an increase in the German GNP
3. If, as a result of all this shopping, you are intimately familiar with exchange rates to the euro
4. If you've ever used herzeleid.com as a foreign-language study course
5. If you've ever mistakenly listed your blood type as "R+"
6. If at least three of the tattoo pics on rammimages.com are your own
7. If you've bought a helmet after wanting to head-butt your computer monitor when people ask what "Du Hast" means
8. If you had to explain about Emigrate to the cashier at the music store (then bought your copy online as a result)
9. If you've ever started a petition to have January 4th declared a national holiday
10. If you've turned the "reptile sushi" interview into a drinking game
11. If you know who "Frau Schneider" is, and/or think "she" is hot
12. If you have ever tried to ride a bike with no seat while on train tracks
13. If you know the record cover, band, and band member the above statement refers to
14. If the only German poet you've ever read used to be a basket weaver
15. If you know that "Emu" doesn't necessarily refer to a flightless bird
16. If the "so few Richards, so many Dicks" bumper sticker reminds you of a certain guitarist
17. If you sing parts of "Mein Teil" every time you see a hot dog
18. If your Halloween costume has ever been "Flake in the 'Ich Will' video"
19. If your predominant moods can be summed up in song titles
20. If you own more band merchandise than half of Pilgrim Management
21. If you got an economic-stimulus check and then proceeded to stimulate the German economy
22. If you have so many posters up that you haven't seen your walls since Sehnsucht came out
23. If Duran Duran's "Girls On Film" reminds you of the poster you have, where the singer is naked and pregnant
24. If you've ever looked up information about sharks, just to see if they really do cry underwater
25. If you had nightmares about spaghetti after watching the "Haifisch" video