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The sad truth is: I say I'm going to be here more often but I'm not. Its not because I don't love you guys I do and I care loads but reality is there So much going on and we're going huge and the band takes a lot of time and I love my family and we're doing music and playing and I got a beautiful woman to please and a Purdy to haunt and No I don't know where your toothbrush is Matt! What I'm saying is I'm logging as much as I can but life is running fast and I have to hurry up to stay tune and I try to catch sleep and food in between everything and yeah, I love you guys! Fear not for I will return. At some point. Somehow. Maybe flying on a golden dragon. you never know.

Now I have a favour to ask. Would the goblins under my bed please stop stealing one of my shoes. If you love them take the whole couple not just one and no I didn't forget it at the airport! Why would I forget one shoe at the airport? What do you mean I forgot my bag... I got all four bags right here. No that's not yours. They're my bags Matt. Well check it then! we don't exactly have the same sizes you know. Oh... ok so that one is yours and FUCK! I left a bag at the airport!! Sorry goblins you can keep stealing my shoes and to the rest of you NO I am not insane. Matt is somewhere around here trying to pack or unpack or just find stuff I don't know. I'm not insane. Yet. I don't talk to myself. Well I do but not on a computerscreen and why the hell am I typing this??

I did talk to myself this morning trying to talk myself into wearing pink socks this morning but it didn't work. Its not that I don't listen to myself its just that I didn't find any pink socks. Stop laughing at me Matt! You're supposed to be my friend.... goblins! Steal his shoes tonight, I'll pay! Stop falling off chairs laughing at me! I'm not insane! if I had my webcamera here I could show you!! Matt IS in the room! Well... on the floor in the kitchen sort of, his head is in the kitchen the rest is here. He is kind of better this way. And I can only faintly hear him laughing. I wish I had two heads. And one arm. That would be wiser, I would be able to think more. Or Two heads and four arms. four heads and four arms! No that would look odd, people would stare more then normally. STOP LAUGHING AT ME! MATT! I'm sending the goblins after you. You shouldn't be laughing, they're cunning things with great powers and minds and they're tiny so you don't see them when they sneak around stealing your things! Good for you you're not a virgin. Kind of bad having your virginity taken by a shoe stealing goblin. Like... really bad, and kind of bad sex too, they can't exactly have big penises. They're so small. Unless they're abnormal. Do you think Goblins are abnormal? I think mine are probably normal for goblins except they're obsessed with my shoes. And pink socks, thats why I have none.

Matt is dying. I can hear him gasping for air in the kitchen. Well his head is in the kitchen. The rest of him is in here, and that part looks very much alive. He is holding his stomach and rolling around. I'm not too worried about him dying. Besides if he dies I get to plan his funural. He'll be weaking pink socks, and nothing else. With an open lid. Like, everyone can see what a big man he was. And grief that they never knew. Now he seriously sounds like he is dying. I gtg.