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#decker #retrograde #promotionalart
Published: 2016-11-05 17:02:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2056; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 23
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"The M11387. Power. Performance. Price no object."Even 26'th century military hardware needs a sales brochure. Inspired by Youtube user Ahoy's excellent "Iconic Arms" series. Stylish and informative, check it out!
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Power and performance... for sure, but how much does it cost?
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Hmm, sticker price for about a 7 and a half meter-tall package of computers and weapons driven by artificial muscle being powered by supercapacitors based on stolen Soviet research and wrapped in a sheath of composite armor. Best guess says between 8 and 10 million USD. Or about tree fiddy.
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8-10 million 2016 dollars or Retrograde dollars???
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Assuming it's 10 million in 2016, then about 4 million 2583. I think. XD
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Aha! Good to know the conversion rate... I still don't have enough
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Financing is available for qualified buyers!
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I'm betting the terms of the loan are such that the payments barely match the interest and the principal is never paid off, thus ensuring a constant revenue stream for the institution covering the loans.
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Looks like someone's got the lobes for business.
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Not really... but thanks! What I actually have is a Studen Loan structured in almost exactly that way
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It's not Fallout, but dammit that's what I think of when I look at this 'brochure'. xD
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Make sure to feed them at least two Shiks a day!
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Conceived in America. Made in China. XP
Deckers are run by Apple after all...
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So they're not built for technical morons?
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A step up. There are Apple users, then Marines, then Chair Forcers...THEN Army.
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