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Taskidog — There He Is
Published: 2007-04-23 22:25:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 989; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 20
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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST WEEK I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT ZEEB, SO I WENT UP TO HER AND STARTED HUMPING HER LEG. I SEEMED TO HAVE EMBARRASED HER IN A CROWD OF BYSTANDERS, SO SHE RAN AWAY. I CHASED AFTER HER AND KEPT OFFERING HER A CARROT, BUT SHE KEPT RUNNING AWAY. MANY DAYS PASSED AND I KEPT RUNNING INTO HER AND KEPT OFFERRING HER CARROTS. FINALLY SHE TOOK ME TO A MOVIE ABOUT CATS A DOGS, BUT IT MADE NO SENSE TO ME. SHE THEN OFFERED THREE OTHER WOMEN, BUT I TOSSED THEM IN THE AIR AND CHASED HER DOWN. SHE FINALLY GAVE UP AND BECAME MY GIRLFRIEND. THEN I FOUND MYSELF IN SOME SMALL BOX-LIKE THING AN' SHE FED MY BONES TO SOME HOBO AND GAVE HIM MY CLOTHES. HE'S GONNA TO LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS. I GUARANTEE IT.Related content
Comments: 21
I fell over laughing when I read the last line of your description! that was hilarious!
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Heh. Nice parody of that (in)famous flash video. XD Nice ending too.
Though it does make me realize that, if a guy did something like what that bunny girl did, he'd probably end up in jail... not with a new girlfriend...
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i liked those flash vids, they were very sweet. I don't think i get the last panel, though, ah well. :3
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ah, self-imposed PROPAGANDA!?!
nah, just kidding ;3
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if it is paws you are looking for then look no further :3
my fine selection of paws will have you PAWED OUT OF YOUR MIND
*sample paws*
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ZOMG teh awesomeness! *drools all over the paws*
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THESE SAMPLE PAWS ARE NOT DROOLING PAWS! D8
I give you sample paws an you drool on them! What am I supposed to do now with drooling paws!? I certainly cant sample them! I can only drool on them now! I am now left with drooling paws with nothing to do but drool on and not sample. They are ex-sample paws! You simply cant sample paws that have been drooled on into the use of sampling, thus have been turned into drooling paws that can no longer be sample paws! Why they have no sample use now! WHat am I going to do when the sample rush comes along!? Sample them!? These paws can no longer do that now!
Jebus, liek wtf man?
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Be thankful! I have provided you with a pair of sample paws for which you can let people drool upon! Pay now or forever be shunnereded! D:<
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DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE YOU GET YOU A CAKE?
Because I am found of cake.
C-C-C-C-C-COPYPASTA.
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Heh...seems someone hasn't forgotten about the CD-i LoZ games.
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trust me, you don't wanna know
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uh, okay... o.o;;
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there was a flash vid about it. I have it but it's shooped D:
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LOFL! XD What a story, oh well too badl. Thats what he gets to tryin' to get zina X3
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