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Since I've been leaving so many comments around other people's galleries concerning girls getting their shit ruined by chainsaws, and most of the people were like "uhh, wtf? you're insane," I've decided to create my FIRST TUTORIAL EVER in order to show you what a good girl shit ruinage chainsaw picture should really look like. I've also compiled a checklist that every picture ever should go by. So, before starting, ask yourself these simple questions:

1. Will my picture contain... Ninjas? Boobs? Intestines? Excessive amounts of blood? Chainsaws? Large, hairy men with overalls?
The answer to every one of these should be yes

2. What themes am I trying to convey with my image?
At this point you should be thinking either "Death" or "Sex." If not, start over

3. Should I show boobs, or not?
Simply put, breasts make any picture 100 thousand times better, if not 100 million times better. So, generally speaking, always show them in their truest form, if possible. You must also ask yourself the question, however, of whether or not you want your audience to cream their pants (and if so, how many times?) while viewing your image. I chose to go for the more conservative approach for this one, simply because I felt that having to clean off one's pants while reading a tutorial might be somewhat distracting.

Once you have completed the above questions, read up on the other helpful comments listed in the picture. I think that if we all give it our best shot, girl shit ruinage chainsaw might become a deviant art category of its own.

*MAD AWESOME EDIT* I've redone some of the figures with some chiaroscuro shading and tryed to give the whole picture a better general atmosphere, and added a ninja

Description
Since I've been leaving so many comments around other people's galleries concerning girls getting their shit ruined by chainsaws, and most of the people were like "uhh, wtf? you're insane," I've decided to create my FIRST TUTORIAL EVER in order to show you what a good girl shit ruinage chainsaw picture should really look like. I've also compiled a checklist that every picture ever should go by. So, before starting, ask yourself these simple questions:

1. Will my picture contain... Ninjas? Boobs? Intestines? Excessive amounts of blood? Chainsaws? Large, hairy men with overalls?
The answer to every one of these should be yes

2. What themes am I trying to convey with my image?
At this point you should be thinking either "Death" or "Sex." If not, start over

3. Should I show boobs, or not?
Simply put, breasts make any picture 100 thousand times better, if not 100 million times better. So, generally speaking, always show them in their truest form, if possible. You must also ask yourself the question, however, of whether or not you want your audience to cream their pants (and if so, how many times?) while viewing your image. I chose to go for the more conservative approach for this one, simply because I felt that having to clean off one's pants while reading a tutorial might be somewhat distracting.

Once you have completed the above questions, read up on the other helpful comments listed in the picture. I think that if we all give it our best shot, girl shit ruinage chainsaw might become a deviant art category of its own.

*MAD AWESOME EDIT* I've redone some of the figures with some chiaroscuro shading and tryed to give the whole picture a better general atmosphere, and added a ninja