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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
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Hehehe...well played.
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For some reason everyone was copy pasting lyrics, so why not?
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PREPARE FOR SONG COPYPASTA!
(Ignorance Is Bliss - White Knuckle Scorin)
Bowser: Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa.
I'm a turtle as you've seen,
A little slow and a little green,
But on the whole I'd say, supuh-dupuh!
Goomba: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mmm...
'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.
Bowser: So let's just say... Enemies: "Ignorance is bliss."
Bowser: Oh, while I hate to be a bummer,
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers.
You know those brothers...
Oh what's their names?
Oh yes! Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy,
I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game...
Goomba: Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided! Mmm...
I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good Mario bait!
Bowser: I can't wait.
Ignorance is bliss!
With my magic book, I'll shower,
Those clumsy lizards with my power,
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel.
My only problem with these spells,
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools!
Goomba: Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm...
All your words are alphabet soup,
A picture tells it better.
Bowser: I'll say it again! Enemies: "Ignorance is bliss."
Bowser: Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words.
You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress.
I can't believe you waste time with these books!
You remind me of my kid sister,
She read so much she got a blister,
A big one, I mean BIG, on a brain!
What a shnook!
I'd like to get my hands...
Just one time with a monkey wrench...
I'll fix their plumbing!
(Long Interlude)
Goombas: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened! Mm... (So misguided)
'Cause if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened!
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever! Mm... (Pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better!
Bowser: For the last time...
(Small interlude) On second thought, I think I've made my point!
(Jazzy interlude then fade)
*I did this cuz I saw some others do it, and it looks like fun.*
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OK, NOW WHIP OUT YOUR JUNK (Warrior) AND WAVE IT AT HIM!
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Everyone's doing lyric copypasta as their Critique for some reason. Oh well, my turn.
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone
Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the deck
And shovin' into overdrive
Highway to the Danger Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Danger Zone
They never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go
Out along the edge
Is always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity
Highway to the Danger Zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Right into the Danger Zone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE411fβ¦
"YUSEI, SHOW HIM YOUR JUNK!!"
What?
"...WARRIOR! SHOW HIM YOUR JUNK WARRIOR!"
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5/10 your critique needs more F-14 Tomcats.
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Yeah I, I got to know your name
Well and I, could trace your private number baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some
Well I...I set my sights on you
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
*You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
I, I got be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in
Just a little bit closer
(little bit closer)
**All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come
[*Repeat]
I want your love
I want your love
[**Repeat]
[*Repeat and fade with ad lib]
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How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead
All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
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"Never Gonna Give You Up"
Oooh
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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da epic gltich Β NOPEΒ NOPEΒ NOPEΒ NOPE MUCH NOPE
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i just found a new nickname for the nurburgring it's the glitchfestring Β and i'll put onto the list next to german rainbow road,flaccid dick ring, kill yourself ring and etcΒ
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Oh ok, gran turismo
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no xD
it's not gran turismo either
here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHCh12β¦
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Welp...too late to write a critique...but... here's some little copypasta lyrics.
"Livin' On A Prayer"
*Once upon a time not so long ago*
Tommy used to work on the docks.
Union's been on strike,
He's down on his luck...
It's tough, so tough.
Gina works the diner all day.
Working for her man,
She brings home her pay,
For love, for love...
She says, "We've gotta hold on to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot.
For love we'll give it a shot."
Whoa, we're half way there!
WHO-A! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!~
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear...
WHO-A! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!~
Tommy's got his six string in hock...
Now he's holding in
What he used to make it talk
So tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night
Tommy whispers,
"Baby, it's okay, someday...
...We've gotta hold on to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot.
For love we'll give it a shot."
Whoa, we're half way there!
WHO-A! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!~
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear...
WHO-A! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!~
Liiiivin' on a praaaaayyyyerrrrr!~
We've gotta hold on ready or not!
You live for the fight when it's ALL THAT YOU'VE GOT!...
WHOA, we're half way there!
WHO-A!Β LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!~
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear!
WHO-A!Β LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!~
[*repeat]
[*repeat and fade]
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When the game decides to become Big Rigs.
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At least this game has physics! Big Rigs has no laws of physics xD
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But while Big Rigs is "over the road racing", this one is "under the road aileron rolling".
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Have flying cars now been invented
Because i'm pretty sure that car is doing some aileron rolls within a barrel roll
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Personally, I prefer the air
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XDD you like your air-time
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Nah, I just wanted to reference that xDD
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LOL! understood
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Forza / Gran Turismo online racing be like...
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when u think ur life is going okay but then realityβ’ kicks im
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Did you see this video yet:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHB70_β¦
you should see what my big bro did
it was weird
and do you watch f1 races
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Dang, he landed so majestically xD
Yeah, I do-- but I watch vintage F1 more than modern F1
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Ikr xDD
Oh, okai ^^ Vintage F1's pretty cool, too!^^
And I heard Niki Lauda was at the F1 championship this year.
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Niki Lauda? DUDE, he's my inspiration! There's a movie called "Rush", which is sort of like a combination of a documentary and a sports drama, and it's about the rivalry between him and James Hunt at the 1976 World Championship; I watched that so many times! omg
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I liek that movie a lot ewe it's so guud
Me and my brother [maybe my sister, also] watch that when it shows on the telly
but we have the dvd, which i don't know where it is xD
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