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TF-Wizard — Getting a New Job [NSFW]

Published: 2013-09-20 04:35:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 29438; Favourites: 335; Downloads: 454
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Description An instant-request from the great I had trouble writing this caption at first, but eventually it clicked. Then it was quite easy and fun to write. I hope this story'll be as fun for you to read as it was for me to write!

As always, I do not claim ownership or credit for the picture, only the caption accompanying it.
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Comments: 87

Prismatic-Pinky [2017-02-19 21:00:30 +0000 UTC]

where did you get the picture

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TF-Wizard In reply to Prismatic-Pinky [2017-02-21 14:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Not sure...a lot of them were given to me by others. 

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Devtronic [2015-08-01 06:31:31 +0000 UTC]

cool story

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TF-Wizard In reply to Devtronic [2015-08-05 14:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

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laughingvulcan [2013-09-29 03:06:53 +0000 UTC]

LOVED it! Nice job!

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TF-Wizard In reply to laughingvulcan [2013-09-29 03:38:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, it was a ton of fun for me to write.

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Pineapples231 [2013-09-28 18:43:01 +0000 UTC]

Download doesn't work, it just opens up a new chrome window around the image.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Pineapples231 [2013-09-28 18:44:27 +0000 UTC]

Huh?

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Pineapples231 In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-28 19:16:10 +0000 UTC]

It does not appear in the downloads folder of my hard drive.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Pineapples231 [2013-09-28 19:33:02 +0000 UTC]

You have to right click and save the picture.

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Pineapples231 In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-28 20:12:20 +0000 UTC]

Ah. Thank you.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Pineapples231 [2013-09-28 21:19:07 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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kyoshira71 [2013-09-23 20:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Excellent job on the cap, I really enjoyed the story and the way you did your twist.

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TF-Wizard In reply to kyoshira71 [2013-09-23 21:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, before I thought of the little girl I wasn't really excited about this cap. Now I like how it turned out.

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MAC-LEOD [2013-09-21 15:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Aww. I just love your happy endings...

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TF-Wizard In reply to MAC-LEOD [2013-09-21 22:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, this one was fun!

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Hunter2045 [2013-09-21 09:49:09 +0000 UTC]

Not bad.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Hunter2045 [2013-09-21 12:13:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I thought it ended up pretty good.

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Hunter2045 In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-22 02:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it did.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Hunter2045 [2013-09-22 03:27:21 +0000 UTC]

Glad you think so.

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Rhys1010 [2013-09-20 21:32:28 +0000 UTC]

What a story.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Rhys1010 [2013-09-20 21:45:14 +0000 UTC]

I assume you mean that in a positive manner?

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Rhys1010 In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-21 18:19:08 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. A man getting a new job, just because of a mushroom. May make me say, Can he change his name to Mario, but still, I like that he's looking at the brighter side.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Rhys1010 [2013-09-21 23:19:55 +0000 UTC]

Yup! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you spinnerets, go be a tailor.

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Rhys1010 In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-21 23:38:20 +0000 UTC]

And if life gives you magical powers, go and abuse said magical powers in anyway possible.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Rhys1010 [2013-09-21 23:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Of course! There is little other choice!

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Rhys1010 In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-22 02:23:15 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. If only there were more.

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TF-Wizard In reply to Rhys1010 [2013-09-22 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...I suppose so.

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GobboKilla [2013-09-20 20:18:08 +0000 UTC]

so cute and sweet~

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TF-Wizard In reply to GobboKilla [2013-09-20 20:36:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. It was originally a bit darker, but inspiration hit me in the form of the cute lil girl.

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GobboKilla In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-21 19:18:58 +0000 UTC]

I like dark stories
but I like cute ones even more~

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TF-Wizard In reply to GobboKilla [2013-09-21 23:12:19 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I like cuter ones too.

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GobboKilla In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-23 12:12:00 +0000 UTC]

^^

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TF-Wizard In reply to GobboKilla [2013-09-23 12:32:06 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 11:34:13 +0000 UTC]

What is the thing he turns into? Sorry to bug you but I can't see because the filter

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 11:42:49 +0000 UTC]

No problem, it happens. Here's the picture I ended up using. Would you like a transcript of the story too?

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Obsidian-haunt In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-20 11:43:57 +0000 UTC]

I'd love that. Plus cute picture 

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 11:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but even without nipples I figured'd I should be careful.

Here is the story

Eren woke up feeling very confused. He was wrapped in some sort of silky, warm blanket. He immediately wanted to go back to sleep before realizing that it was sticking to his face. He panicked, wriggling and tossing in the silky strings, only making the wrappings tighter and tighter. He panicked a little more as he heard a sound from outside. He thrashed and pushed and struggled, only to be stuck nearly still. All he could do was cry. Why did this have to happen to him, he thought? How did he get into this mess?

Eren was an adventurer. Well, kind of anyway. It was more accurate to say that he was a young man, still in those confusing days where he doesn’t know what to do with his life. He had few special skills to speak of, he had not been apprenticed to a craftsman, and coming from a huge family there was little work to do in the fields. He was certainly not a scholar, and did not have the patience to be a merchant. He was not loyal enough to be a soldier, nor was he faithful enough for the clergy. He was a fine sewer, but that wasn’t exactly the richest of professions. He wanted to get money fast and easily, but had qualms with joining the bandit’s trade. So, following in the footsteps of many a young person who is unsure of what to do, he jumped into the first opportunity that presented itself. A group of his friends were forming an adventuring band, and they were looking for another member. He had enough money for a sword, and as an adventurer he could get loads of gold in no time at all! He bought a blade, fetched the most heroic clothes he had. They were truly awesome garments, made by him from adventurous materials! Spider silk made up the base while its cape was made of harpy feathers and it’s pants were woven from mandragora root. Today, they were going to raid a cave full of Arachnes. Arachnes were vicious spider-women who raided settlements and captured men to eat. They dwelled in web-covered caves and wrapped up their meals, savoring the flavor over days. He didn’t entirely understand why they would want gold, but apparently the denizens of the cave had come upon a large amount of it. Frankly however, Eren had little reason or desire to figure out the reasons, finding the chance at a grand adventure and the promise of treasure to be much too appealing. He and his friends descended into the dark caverns. They travelled through the caves, their lights providing little illumination. However, their passage was safe, with only small cobwebs in their path. They readied to enter into the next chamber, the passageway smoothly cut stone with a surprisingly nice gate. They rushed into the chamber, blades drawn. Clad in the heroic cloth made by his own hand, Eren felt positively courageous. As he heard screeching voices and saw a great number of figures in the gloom, he found his friends were not so courageous, running out of the room in fear. Not wanting to face the Arachnes on his own, he bravely elected to follow them, only to trip on a rock and plant his face into the ground. When he awoke, he as, well, here, trapped in the cocoon, with the Arachne slowly closing up on him ready to eat his flesh. He heard the dread creature speak, even if her words were muffled by the silk in his ears. “…hungry….eat…you….food….you….eat….” It was something like that anyway, he definitely heard those words as she approached. He tried to thrash futilely as he felt a strange somewhat spiky limb pushing the silk off of his face. He gasped at the six-eyed, dark skinned creature smiling in his face. She was smiling! The cold sadistic monster! He was too scared to even move as her front legs began to remove more of the binding silk. He was terrified and confused, especially by how the apparently quite young Arachne seemed to be shyly flitting around him. She took a deep breath before talking to the befuddled would-be adventurer.

“Y-you hungry? M-me get food?” Eren, his confusion at its peak could only mutter a bewildered “Bwahhh?” The Arachne looked extremely embarrassed. “S-sorry m-me human words no good…” Eren was still worried he had just gone insane, but he figured he had to respond to the woman. “I, um, I’m not food for you?” The spider-girl seemed to think for a moment, tapping her mouth and parsing through his words. Then she seemed shocked. “Aiyaa! M-me Arachne! Me no eat p-person!” She shook her head back and forth furiously. “M-me eat bug! And mushroom! We no eat people!” Eren was surprised yet again, having heard differently. “Really? But why did you tie me up?” The girl yelled back. “You hurt, we def-def save you from scary weapon men. We need you help.” He didn’t really understand, “You need my help? But I thought you had a lot of gold…” She shook her head. “We get gold for silk, but no much, need more to feed. Big Sis say you weaver-man, you give more money for silk.” Eren managed to gather that they needed his tailoring skills. And that he could make a pretty penny for it, and that maybe Arachnes weren’t as evil as he had heard. Before he could worry much about that offer though, he noticed how his stomach was rumbling quite loudly. “Er, um, I’ll help you, but you said you’d get me food?” The girl smiled widely. “You help! Me so happy! Me tell sis, but you want bug? You want mushroom?” He asked for the mushroom, and she swiftly returned with a large black mushroom before running off.

He wanted to ask more, but she had already left. He looked at the mushroom, it couldn’t be poison, if she wanted to hurt him she could have many times over. He had little to lose anyway, so he ate the mushroom, it was delicious! He closed his eyes a moment, the muscles seeming to twitch. By the time he opened his eyes, it was much easier for him to see in the gloom. He did not notice how his eyes had lost their separations become like two large, red portions however. On the other hand, with his improved night vision he immediately noticed how his hands seemed smoother, slimmer, and darker. He was amazed at this, they almost seemed…girlier? He looked at the rest of his still naked body, seeing that the skin had grown darker, but softer, it’s imperfections vanishing along with his body hair. He groaned a little as his hair grew out, touching his shoulders that were pushing inwards. He moaned, the sound growing higher as his face rounded out and became girly and cute. He moaned louder as bubbles of flesh pushed out from his chest and his member pulled inwards. She gasped out loud. That mushroom gave her nightvision, and made her a girl! She groaned as she felt a new sensation in her lower body, it wasn’t over yet! She kneeled on the ground, her legs sticking to her rear and starting to melt. She felt a bizarre sensation as her rear began to bulge and expand, reshaping and pushing outwards. Her new abdomen pressed outwards, the flesh churning as it filled with new organs. Then, she felt things pushing out of her bottom. She could feel them growing, feel them trying to escape. She looked down to see tiny arachnid legs pushing out. Her vision grew blurry as she willed her new legs outwards, the appendages escaping their fleshy shell. The feeling of her new wriggling legs were odd, but maybe not as odd as how she felt new eyes growing on her head. The world dissolved into a flood of visual stimulus before straightening back into focus, her eyesight stronger than ever before. She managed to use her new feet to push herself back up, astonished at her new form

Then, with her new vision, she spotted the girl arachne returning with an older looking one. The little arachne shrieked “Aiyaa! What happened!” Her big sister yelled at her. “You know you weren’t supposed to feed those to humans!” Eren was not amused. “Wait! You weren’t trying to do that!?” She cried at the sisters. The little girl started to tear and blubber. “Me sorry me sorry me sorry!” She wailed as she hugged her sister. The older one shrugged and looked exasperatedly at Eren. “Um, er, will you still help us make the clothes?” Eren sighed and considered her options. She could go home, probably get attacked by her friends. Even if she could avoid the adventurers and get turned back to normal, she’d be jobless and luckless yet again. Or, she could stay here with her cute body, get a job as a tailor, and live with money for the rest of her life. It wasn’t a hard choice. She sighed and accepted to the delight of the Arachne. And so began the story of the legendary Arachne Erin, the tailor who would impress the world forever, the Arachne that would show the world her people were no worse than their fellows, the girl that would forever change the world.

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Obsidian-haunt In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-20 11:57:02 +0000 UTC]

Good choice,and awesome story! It's amazing!

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 12:46:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Obsidian-haunt In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-20 13:02:27 +0000 UTC]

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 13:27:10 +0000 UTC]

It was fun and surprisingly hard for me to write. I had trouble at the beginning, but when I thought of the freaking out little girl, it all worked out.

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Obsidian-haunt In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-20 13:53:14 +0000 UTC]

^^ well I'm glad it did. You did really well on this

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 14:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I was worried a bit.

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Obsidian-haunt In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-20 14:54:28 +0000 UTC]

^^ you shouldn't be

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 15:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm glad I worried over nothing.

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Obsidian-haunt In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-20 15:38:48 +0000 UTC]

^^ heh

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 15:45:39 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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Obsidian-haunt In reply to TF-Wizard [2013-09-20 15:55:12 +0000 UTC]

^^

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TF-Wizard In reply to Obsidian-haunt [2013-09-20 16:18:39 +0000 UTC]

Adios.

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