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Published: 2018-11-29 05:42:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 4052; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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(Sketch opens up inside an office resembling Netflix Headquarters, with all kinds of framed posters that are spoofs of shows and movies hosted on the website. The office is run by three Polish immigrants, including a slender man in his mid-twenties, a rather plump woman in her late twenties, and a middle-aged woman around the same height as the man. Respectively, their names are Konrad, Sonia, and Liwia. After a while, a frustrated female tween customer enters the office.)
TWEEN CUSTOMER: Hey, we've got a problem here!
LIWIA: Dzień dobry! Welcome to HQ Netfox!
KONRAD: How can we be helping you?
TWEEN CUSTOMER: I joined your website because you said we could stream all the movies and TV shows we could for free, but you're ripping me off!
SONIA: Oh? How we be so?
TWEEN CUSTOMER: I joined so I could stream "The Loud House," but this is not "The Loud House!"
KONRAD: Oh, nonononono; you no stream "The Loud House," you stream "The Vloud House!"
TWEEN CUSTOMER: "The Vloud House?!"
LIWIA: Yes, and this show better!
KONRAD, SONIA AND LIWIA: MUCH BETTER!
TWEEN CUSTOMER: Just look at this!
LIWIA: Okay, here we go!
(Liwia goes to her computer and types something onto it. On top of a television screen installed in the office, there is horribly cheap scenery resembling the backyard of The Loud House, which Konrad and Sonia respectively dressed as Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne. Playing in the background is slow but cheerful accordion music)
VINCOLN VLOUD (KONRAD): Dzień dobry, I am the Vincoln Vloud. I am star of "The Vloud House," where I be middle child with ten sisters.
BONNIE FRAN ZANTIAGO (SONIA): Yeah yeah, and I am the Bonnie Fran Zantiago. I am the girlfriend of the Vincoln Vloud. I am the nice girl, but I am also the tough girl.
VINCOLN: Yeah yeah. Bonnie Fran is the girl who shows how much she loves me by giving me punch. (Silence) By giving me punch. (More silence) (Sonia, the punch!)
BONNIE FRAN: (Oh, yeah yeah!) (Socks Vincoln, knocking him down) Hahaha, I love you, Vincoln Vloud!
VINCOLN: (Gets himself up) I love you too, Bonnie Fran, but not as much as I love my ten sisters! (Liwia raises her hands, which contain crude finger puppet versions of the ten Loud sisters)
(The video ends, and Konrad, Sonia and Liwia all applaud)
LIWIA: Oy, that was wonderful!
KONRAD AND SONIA: Yeah yeah!
TWEEN CUSTOMER: That wasn't even a cartoon! It was just you people acting like morons!
KONRAD: Dziękuję! How you rate your satisfaction?
TWEEN CUSTOMER: "Satisfaction?!" You people ripped me off! I'm surprised this channel's still here!
SONIA: (Holds up a sugar donut with custard inside) Pączki?
(Tween customer screams a frustrated sigh while throwing her arms in the air, then storms out of the office)
SONIA: Mama, that girl, she no take our pączki!
LIWIA: Do not cry, my child, we be sure our pączki treats no go to waste!
SONIA: Oh, yeah yeah!
(Liwia goes back to her desk. After a few seconds, an irate Mexican man storms into the office)
SONIA: Dzień dobry! Welcome to HQ Netfox!
KONRAD: How can we be helping you?
MEXICAN MAN: Who is in charge of this place?!
KONRAD: Mama, this man, he call for you!
(Liwia heads over to greet Mexican man)
LIWIA: Dzień dobry, I am Liwia Warzecha, the manager! How can I be helping you?
MEXICAN MAN: YOU...SHOULD BE...ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
SONIA: What is your problem to be?
MEXICAN MAN: My "problem to be" is that I joined your website so that I could stream your movies so that I could show my family that we should be proud of our heritage! BUT...BUT THIS IS NOT "COCO!"
KONRAD: Nonononono, you no stream "Coco," you stream "Boco!"
LIWIA: Yes, and this movie better!
KONRAD, SONIA AND LIWIA: MUCH BETTER!
MEXICAN MAN: NO! How DARE you say that! What you have presented to me is DISGRACEFUL!
LIWIA: Here, I play "Boco" for you!
(She goes back to her computer and types on it. On the television screen is Konrad dressed as Miguel in his tattered jeans and white undershirt, sadly polishing a shoe as he lays in front of a pile of shoes, all in a cheaply-made background of a Mexican village. Slow and mildly sad accordion music is playing in the background.)
KONRAD/MIGUEL: Oh, oh! I am poor boy from Mexico! I love to play the music, but my grandmama say I no allowed to play the music and must work on the shoes... Woe is the me...!
(From the right side of the screen, Sonia's hand holding out a doll of Skelita Calaveras from Monster High appears. Konrad/Miguel acts surprised)
SONIA/BOCO: Hello, Miguel!
KONRAD/MIGUEL: Oh, oh! Who are you?
SONIA/BOCO: It is I, your great-grandmama, Boco!
KONRAD/MIGUEL: Wow-wee, Boco! Why are you here?
SONIA/BOCO: I here to tell you that you no give up on your love for music, and that you should embrace your Mexican self!
KONRAD/MIGUEL: Wow, I sure will! Thank you, Boco! I so happy now!
SONIA/BOCO: I am happy that you are happy, Miguel! After all, you are my grandson...who happens to be a Mexican, like me!
(The video ends, and Konrad, Sonia and Liwia all applaud)
LIWIA: (Wiping a tear from her eye) Oh, oh...that movie was so much the beautiful, I could cry...!
SONIA: (Sniffles) Me too, Mama.
MEXICAN MAN: That was "beautiful?!" That boy didn't even have the right skin color! I have never felt so insulted since the second Mamma Mia movie!
KONRAD: Dziękuję! How you rate your satisfaction?
MEXICAN MAN: Oh, you want my "satisfaction?!" How about this: YOU WILL PAY FOR DESECRATING ONE OF THE MOST EMOTIONALLY BEAUTIFUL ANIMATED MOVIES IN EXISTENCE! (Storms to the exit) TU VAS A PAGAR!!! (Walks out and slams the door)
KONRAD: Mama, that man, he yell things at us.
SONIA: What he say, Mama?
LIWIA: I think what he say is...he crazy!
SONIA: Let us dance!
KONRAD AND LIWIA: YEAH YEAH!
(Polish music plays as Konrad, Sonia and Liwia dance to it)
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Comments: 4
You know, I think you should do more of these.
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Maybe I might! In fact, I might do some sketches that are a parody of Judge Trudy!
Glad you liked it!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha! I just love this gift, Colin!
Good timing you had: just yesterday I rembered "The Amanda Show", and all its funny sketches, especially "Blockblister". I laughed a lot with them, even if my favorite sketch from that TV Show was the parody of "Who Wants to be Millionare?". Anyway, I'm so glad you decided to made a parody of "Blockblister" instead.
About the parody itself, hilarious: it was very clever that you updated it to mock Netflix, and it was very smart to change the main protagonists' aspect to Polish.
BTW, I didn't know you were Polish. Pretty cool!
Beautiful gift from you! Thanks, Colin! 
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You're not the only one who can say "Mission accomplished!"
Wow, really? I'm surprised you were familiar with The Amanda Show. At the same time, though, I'm more than thankful you said that, because, I gotta be honest: I was kinda worried how you'd react with your gift being a parody/tribute to a work done by the infamous Dan Schneider, even if this was one of his earlier works. By that, I didn't want you to think something like: "Is my friend and great comedy writer, who I'm hoping will make Nickelodeon great again, is seriously taking inspiration from Dan Schneider, of all people? Are you for real?" ...Okay, maybe I was overthinking things a bit; but I know you told me I wouldn't be like him when I shared my preview to CHRONIXII with you, or something like that. And your favorite sketch was So You Wanna Win Five Dollars, huh? Say, that gives me an idea for the next gift I might make for you! Interesting enough, I actually looked up the first episode of that sketch earlier today. While I may not like the sketch as much as I do Judge Trudy and Mr. Oldman, I have to admit I've never laughed so hard with Marcy Stimple and her hyperactive antics.
Again, I'm glad you liked the parody gift, itself. And yes, it was logical on my end to update it to parody something like Netflix.
And yes, I am Polish, as well as German, Swiss, and Lithuanian. But in case you're wondering, no, I'm not from Poland, or Europe for that matter. Hell, I pretty much know nothing about the Polish language, and had to rely on Google to look up the Polish expressions and the Pączki, which is a snack food native to Poland. ...I dunno, would that piss off SJWs, too? Only you, the birthday bud, can decide.
You are more than welcome for my gift! Many hugs from New York State!
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