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TheFinalOption — Asuka CSS Spray 3.0
Published: 2006-09-16 00:30:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 7185; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 17
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Finally, a new spray. My old spray has been in service for far too long...Related content
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I guess that what happens when you break up with a girl, she'll kill ya!
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Yeah, and that's if she's in a GOOD mood.
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Don't worry, think of it this way: If she kills you, you will no longer have to worry about your petty sexual angst or anything else; and if she doesn't, well then you have bigger things to worry about anyway. Either way you are spared a lifetime of being screwed over by a system that only has a room for a select pool of people - a pool you are not a part of.
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There are still better things yet to come. Hang in there.
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You can jump in at any time now! *barrel nudged his head, trigger tension*
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Go ahead Asuka, do him, he means nothing to me.
*walks into shadows*
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*Splatters Spartan's brains all over the wall, and commences to empty entire mag into the corpse till it looks like ground beef*
*ejected mag falls to the ground with a *pling*. Asuka slowly walks away.*
"...Seras...haha...Levi...now THAT was a scary girl..."
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X_x...
*respawns a minute later* O_o?
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And you should be afraid of Seras, Asuka. She much more of a woman than you.
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*Robert revives* I forgot to tell you Asuka, I'm half-vampire! *dashes at her and hits her square in the gut with the force of a sledgehammer, knocking her back into a wall* Heh... *bares his fangs* Take that Asuka!
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*Suddenly a giant hand wraps around Robert from behind, lifting him into the air*
*Asuka's radio is suddenly alive with frantic screams "Unit 02 is berserk!!!"*
*The hand excerts a slight pressure and Robert's head pops off like a cork*
Asuka, now back on her feet: "Jeeze, Vampires...every one's a bigger idiot than the last..."
*Pick's up Robert's severed head nearby, holds it aloft*
"Never fuck with a girl and her giant biomechanical combat machine."
*Drops head and stomps it into a gooey puddle.*
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*regenerates* Ha! I'm not a idiot! *aims his Desert Eagle and nails Asuka square in the forehead, with near-point blank accuracy, from 4 meters, wlaks over to her body* You the idiot, never fuck with a vampire who is a good shot...no wait, a perfect shot.
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Hahahahahaha
Wtf do you think you are, T-1000? I've never seen or even heard of a vampire doing that. Yeah, they can get riddled with bullets and live, but not "regenerate" after getting decapitated *and* mutilated beyond recognition.
If that were the case it would have been curtains for Buffy the first night on the job.
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But i'm a different vampire. I mop floors with vampires like that. I am Hellsing's jack card. I work along side with the greatest vampire known to men. The Ultimate undead! The Vampire Alucard!
(if you look closely Alucard spells Dracula)
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And Buffy has never heard of Alucard, has she?
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But i am unique vampire. Alucard also can do the same. But looks like Asuka has failed. *Seras and Alucard arive, Seras with Harroken, Alucard with his Anti-FREAK cannon and Jackal Pistols* Seras: Robert! You called for back up? Alucard: What seems to be the problem? Me: *points Desert Eagle at you*
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Heh, yeah, right.
Btw, continue this foolishness if you want. You still have a monsterous, berserk EVA to deal with. So unless your vampires come with "AT Field Cancellers", prepare to be annihilated.
*Unit 2 grabs Seras, Robert and Alucard and eats them*
Oops, looks like you got chewed into a pulp. No coming back from that. Revenge is a bitch ain't it?
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*But at the last second, I pry open Unit 02's jaws and Me, seras and Alucard get out* You can't stop us that easily.
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Wow. You have slipped into absolute idiocy. I'm serious. You don't get EATEN and then just "regenerate". I don't care what kind of "vampires" these are...you act like they are gods, not vampires. You've scored approximately 480,000 dumbass points, a new high score, congrats.
I'm calling off this retarded little contest on grounds of bullshit.
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And dude, it ain't fair, since you are using a F***ING MECH!!!!!!!!! Now, bring ont the Sailor Scouts! Bring them all on!
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Um, I might remind you that I only started using the mech once you started bringing all this vampire bulls*** into the picture. The sailor scouts aren't coming, they heard about all the bulls*** that was going down here and decided it wasn't worth the trouble.
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They are afraid, little whiney babies, cant even face a half-vampire. GOD!!!!
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The sailor scouts only go to orgies and crowded subway cars. Obviously, this situation is not one of the above. Jeeze.
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What? 7 of them can't take out a vampire? Wow, they ARE WEAK!!!!
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Hey, according to you, God himself couldn't take out a vampire. It's your BS, not mine.
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No, God can, Asuka, the Sailors and everybody else can't. CALL THEM!!!!
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Hmm, you know where I come from not picking fights you cant win is called "intellegence." Apparantly the sailors have some of it. Give it up.
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Ok. Where are they? I'll go to them!
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What? They Chickin? *makes clucking noises* They are afraid arn't they?
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*i pull the trigger and nail you right in the left kneecap, blowing off your kneecap and severing your leg* Ha! *i walk over you your bleeding body* Never mess with Hellsing! You're just lucky it's me and not Alucard.
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*Alucard regenerates and i slip into my shadow form at the last second and Seras Pries herself out of Unit 02's jaws* You can't beat Hellsing's best! Alucard: *looks at you and bares his fangs* Seras: *aims her Harroken at you* Me: *I aim my modified .50 cal Uzis at you* Ready, set, GO!!! *We all charge at you*
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*Asuka pushes barrel against my head harder* Asuka, it's you. I want a girl who's older, stronger and more bloodthirsty, for crying out loud. That's why I dumped you for Seras. What do you think of htat Asuka?
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Damn You! Get Back here!
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Thanks for the words of encouragement. *she points the rifle at my head* oh damnit! Asuka! I'm sorry!
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Thanks for the worda of encouragement. *she points the rifle at my head* oh sweet damnit!
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At least i'm safe, nothing bad will happen.
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Meh. On the terrorist side at least, I lean toward the 552.... what can I say, it's an addiction.
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.....That is a kick-ass spray, dude. Kick. Ass.
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Good. Then it will be a fitting memorial to those that eat my (virtual) lead.
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XDDD! Omg, if I got killed by someone, and they sprayed that right next to me, I would either laugh my ass off, get really pissed at that person, or both. XDD
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Why thank you, it was a labor of days, not hours. And probably the last of it's kind (in terms of CGs based on scanned drawings)
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guess il know who im playing with when i see him spray this on the wall after taking me out with an SG 550 in the head.
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Maybe...unless this somehow gets popular and spread around the internet...in which case you wouldnt be able to be sure...but if it happens, you can tell me what handle they were using. Mine is very distinctive.
Thats a SG 552, btw. lol.
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But only the 552 is truly 'tactical'....
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hey the sg 550 and 552 are very close in resemblance, so i switch em up all the time. i mean cmon, thats only like a difference of 2 between them
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Awwww...how cute! Shes aiming at me. Lol. I am honored to be targeted by such a picture
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