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Published: 2011-02-22 01:16:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 371; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Description My whole family has big feet, even my mother whose mother has tiny feet. My mom wears size nine and a half, and her second toe is bigger than her first toe. She is the only one. My dad's feet are very big. He wears a ten and a half men's. He buys most of his shoes from Cost Co. They all look similar, but not the same, because some are blue and some are grey. I like blue shoes better. My brother will pass my dad up someday soon, he wears a ten now. Me and my brother can sometimes wear the same shoes, but sometimes not. His feet smell bad. Like the boys locker room. His feet smell like twelve year old boys who wrestle each other when they are in big groups half-naked, and then make jokes about it. My brother has dainty boy feet. They are white and thin. My feet are tan and wide like a hero and you can't see any veins and only one bone, not like on my mom and brother. You can't see my dad's veins either.

In the summer dad and I walk barefoot in the backyard, even though our feet get stained with mud after the sprinklers have been on. My brother isn't supposed to walk barefoot because his feet have bad skin, like a lizard, but not green. My dad's feet are like a garden. A garden in summer, that is mostly green, instead of pink or purple or orange like in spring when the flowers are blooming. We only plant the flowers I like in the summer, white and blue. The garden doesn't smell like flowers in the summer. It smells like white and blue and green, like warm dirt and my neighbor's wisteria which explodes like fireworks. Summer smells like hairy feet, like my dad and me.
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jouston [2011-02-23 03:09:43 +0000 UTC]

cool
my feet are wired too
there thin and pail you can see my veins easily and my second toe is bigger than my big toe
i never pay attention to peoples exterior much than there face so i dont really remember what your feet look like but im sure there not big

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-02-25 05:15:04 +0000 UTC]

Shit my feet are huge. I can wear an 11 1/2 womens.

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jouston In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-02-25 06:18:00 +0000 UTC]

yea but your tall my friend so it even outs.

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-02-26 02:19:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm not tall. For a white person I'm pretty short. And many taller people had smaller feet.

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jouston In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-02-26 02:29:40 +0000 UTC]

=_= im just saying that there not like
DAMN! there ok
and compared to me your pretty tall

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-02-26 02:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Because (not being racist) people from Asia and those native to the Americas tend to be very short.

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jouston In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-02-27 04:07:14 +0000 UTC]

=_= im mexican

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-02-28 00:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, point proven. You are really short compared to white people. And the like, literally-from-spain-spanish.

There is actually a theory that like, mexicans and venizualans and all are possibly really closely related to asians.

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jouston In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-02-28 02:24:52 +0000 UTC]

ok....
well i think your tall and your feet dont look to big >.<

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-03-02 05:08:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I was so crabby the last couple of days. Probably, like... Computer withdrawls or something.

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jouston In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-03-03 02:07:00 +0000 UTC]

XD
yea i have bin all bitchy too its cool

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-03-03 04:09:15 +0000 UTC]

I think I am not sleeping well.

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jouston In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-03-04 04:50:42 +0000 UTC]

why are you worried about some thing?

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-03-04 05:02:40 +0000 UTC]

Well yeah, but also just... I don't really know. Activity, I guess. My brain isn't shutting down enough.

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jouston In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-03-04 05:06:41 +0000 UTC]

oh you thinking to much
well i have insomnia so i just cant sleep sense like for ever so i cant really help sorry =_=

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to jouston [2011-03-05 03:23:31 +0000 UTC]

It;s okay. I think it was this essay that I have. It was extended so I don't feel so bad now.

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nightwolfsnow [2011-02-23 00:50:03 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha neat...Just reminded me of a few things I can upload!

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to nightwolfsnow [2011-02-23 01:27:02 +0000 UTC]

GLAD TO BE OF ASSISTANCE!

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Lemoa [2011-02-22 01:35:10 +0000 UTC]

No fair D: We had to answer a huge fat packet of questions that were all deep and shit.

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to Lemoa [2011-02-22 01:46:50 +0000 UTC]

That's what were doing the rest of the time. This is the only writing that we have done all year that I have enjoyed.

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Lemoa In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-02-22 03:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Bet you woulda got a kick out of the awful Dialectical Journal we did for To Kill a Mockingbird

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to Lemoa [2011-02-22 05:32:11 +0000 UTC]

Did you read that in class? That was my optional summer reading.

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Lemoa In reply to THEmightyMAZ [2011-02-23 00:56:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah x_x We spent like two and a half months on that stupid thing

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THEmightyMAZ In reply to Lemoa [2011-02-23 01:27:22 +0000 UTC]

We don't usually spend that long on books.

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