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Let's dive right on in shall we!?
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Camera, lights and everything rolls, you the viewers and audience are now staring at this light blue banded turtle while he was easily just flipping his dual bladed tonfas around, twirling them around his back before he leaned his body to the left and sheathed both tonfas at the same time, letting gravity do the rest as he didn't use any hands. He suddenly turns towards you "Ah there you are my lovelies!" Hey says walking up to all of you, slinging his arm around your shoulders "Ah, the name's Rembrandt but just call me Remy m'kay? One thing you should totally know about me is that i'm definitely the coolest and totally the best out of them all!" He said winking and lightly chuckling towards you. Tugging you towards his chest "And one other thing is that' im suppppper protective over my friends, fans and family of course! So i won't let anything happen to any of you, though i'm guessing the previous two already told you that huh? Sheesh, sorry you had to listen to their long monologue huh? Me, i'll keep and nice and short heheh. Let me put it straight, i'm the cool dude, i'm the best, i'm cocky, but i'm damn good at what i do, and i'm the ultimate show-off and distraction making one! Though i find it curious as to why this lovely person upstairs didn't tell you more about me huh!? Looked directly up at the writer. "Sheesh, all this time you thought i was just a clone of Mikey huh? That was all i did huh? Nahhh, you see i do a-lot around here, you'll quickly find out that i partake in a-lot of the planning and the events going around this city! I'm not only damn good at what i do, but my skills of combat, ninja, wrestling, fighting, you name it, i'm mastered or nearly mastered down pat! That's why they call me Mr-show-off! That's exactly what i am, if you don't show why you're good at things, then how will people really believe you, y'know? Pfft, well let's see hmm, what didn't i say already, i told you i like to show-off, i like to chill, i'm protective, i quite like working out, nothing better then training, working out and getting a nice sweat going on, y'know?" He says rolling up his ninja assassin chest clothing, and reveals his muscles and abs that were clearly defined and could be seen through with his plastron! As he pats it and smirks at all of you before letting go of his top and letting it fall back down, the light blue banded turtle swishing his hood back, he looked right at all of you "Am i missing anything? Oh yes! Our lovely master didn't tell you that i'm great at hand to hand combat and a blade technician? Sheesh, guess he's lacking a bit isn't he!" Looking back up an smirked "If you haven't noticed already, i also like having fun, if you don't have fun, then you'll just be miserable and you don't want that in my life, y'know in fact i get a-lot of fans coming up to me asking for autographs and asking how to be like me, and the answer...you can't quite be like me, the only way to be like me, is just be yourself, let yourself shine bro! With that you can accomplish anything! So yes, i love having fun and being snarky, i am also Mr.Stealthy as well, well okay that's a bit misleading since you know we're ninjas...sheesh creator, you really need to explain this fine line better huh?" He said laughing "Don't worry though, i'll clear eveything up, what i truly meant to say, since it's me now, not him, is that we all are ninjas and pride ourselves in stealth, assassinations and being damn good at what we do, but there are different tiers to that, i fall into the top tier of being stealthy, that's why they send me out to go scout locations and go infilitrate places, giving the rest the all-clear afterwards, i play a major role in my group. Not just the wise-cracking turtle you all think i am! I'm very valuable, but anyways, enough with all that boring nonsense, you should know plenty of what we do by now, so let's start with talking about more me and more of you guys as well!" The light blue banded turtle would say with a cheeky grin on his face "Of course, that is if you don't fall and drool over me like plenty others have done y'know?" He'd say completely laughing "Alright haha, let's move on shall we? So, let's get to the questions hmm?"
Remy points to one of you, "Yes, you there in the middle, well yes you, who do you think i'm talking to, master yoda or something? Heheh, come on up and ask a question, don't be shy now, big bro Remy's gotcha!" Snickering and showing off that toothy grin of his. "Oh you wanna know more about me huh? Am i just a Mikey clone? You know, i take that second question as both a compliment and an insult, while i adore the comparisons, i'm quite different from him. Although we do have some things in common, like playing games and totally kicking ass!! Hahah! But no seriously, i pride myself in being me, not trying to follow in someone else's footsteps..even though i'm older..which is weird because...ah nevermind, let's not get into that! So now moving on to your first question. More about me? Whelp i wasn't always lucky, good-looking, damn good at what i do, and a show-off, i was bred and taught that through my years of growing up. I'm sure Archie told you about his past right? Eeesh, he only told you slightly? Ack it's probably the creator not devoting enough time to explain his background, i'm sure he'll get into that whenever he decides to make the damn story about us y'know? When that will happen, i will never know, but reversing time, like i said, i was not always lucky, i was by myself growing up as a youngling, i wasn't taken like Archie was, but i was passed on, had to survive in the hard-rain and no shelter, no nothing, i basically taught myself how to survive, i had to hide in alley-ways and cover myself to sleep at night, i would have to wait till stores closed so i could go scavenging for food. Truth is...i'm lucky to be alive quite honestly, no normal person would've made it through what i went through. You try living on your own and out on the streets for 5-6 years of your life! It ain't easy man, and let me tell you, it didn't come without a price, i got these nice little scars and cuts across my back and over my bandanna! Living on my own taught me durability, it taught me strength, it taught me survivability, it taught me patience, wisdom, unity and even will-power, and it all combined into the show-off, good looking, damn good at what he does turtle today! I know i know, you're all probably getting all teary eyed, don't be getting all sentimental on me ya'll, i already have that enough with my brothers, now i gotta do it with you, my lovely fans and audiences? Hahah, god i love messing and having fun with you guys and girls, it's too easy. Like i said, don't be getting sad, i took those events and molded them into something great...and that's ME right now!" Remy would say just full blown laughing.
"Also, i do gotta ask you guys, and even you..artists out there watching this tuning in, oh yes, i'm talking to you, don't look around, you right there! How come and how is it you always try to do fan-art of our lovely selves but when you do, you draw these lines down the middle of our shorts, did you think those were part of the designs on the edges of our shorts? Jeeze, wow and i thought i had some bad moments hahaha, but it's all in good fun, you see, those two lines down the middle of our..well uh..groin area" he said laughing "but no seriously, right here" pointing down to his waist where the two "line designs were" "Yeh..those aren't designs...those are our belts you guys" now just completely having that cheeky smile and laughter of his! "Also one other thing, you can say it, you love drawing fan-art of me alot don't ya? It's okay, they won't hear ya, just between me and you!" The cocky turt said laughing. "You are all good sports" giving you all pats on the head, now back to slinging his arms around your shoulder and tugs you against his hoodied chest, patting lightly "So..let's get onto the fun sure, pfft like you weren't having fun already right? Heh.
"Let's see, let's go into those totally not generic basic questions right? Giving a wink to the camera. "Boom, 4th wall!" "Ahem yes, back to the questions, yes you right there, what is your question young man/lady, can't quite tell because of the people all crowed around. "...ah yes! I heard you quite clearly! Thanks for the question, so as for your question, yes i am indeed the youngest of my brothers, and the smallest, but you know what they say about those two traits right? They grow into being the best things in the world! I mean just look at these guns, and look at myself, i'm fantastic! And you all are as well, that's why i love each and everyone of you! So yes i am indeed the baby of the family, but don't mistake that for being weak, i can soooo take you down within a blink of the eye or show my enemies how bad they just looked with one arm tied behind my back haha!" He walked over towards the rooftop and spun around clasping his hands together "Yes, one of you in the back there being all quiet and what not, let's get you some air time huh? Step on up to Uncle Remy! Gosh i love messing with you all,. it's toooo easy! So what is your question you say? How old and tall am i exactly? Whelp since our oh so kind creator for...WAIT A MINUTE! He looked up into the air "Didn't you already explain this creator? Jeeze you have to say it for a third time, wow we had to remind you three times now? Phew talk about over-kill and forgetting am i right heheh? So yes actually answering your question without any jokes at the moment, i am currently 20 years old and 5'11, though i swear i'm 6ft but you know...a certain someone keeps saying i'm this height and i totally swear they're taking some fake tests on me! Cause i feel taller, but whatever, let's just say i am 5'11 and half? Hahah" Giving a lovely grin and chuckle to all of you, he pointed to one of you "How bout you kind mam in the front right here, do you have anything? Why am i joke-making, and why do i feel like a deadpool to you? Funnily enough, wasn't deadpool a copy anyways? Could've sworn he had Deathstroke's look, he had wolverine's powers, had snake-eyes' weapons, hmm but you know, that's probably not true right?" Winks. "Answering your question, every-one is an origin of someone of the history of the world and or galaxy, it just matters to what you yourself actually does currently that counts and makes people look at you differently, like i may do these jokes and be all humorish to you, i am quite good at doing my actual job y'know? Don't just talk and build myself up, i back it up entirely. So to answer your own question, i am my ownself, i define myself, and i am myself, ain't no-one like me and i am not trying to being someone, who in the hell do you know that does all these things that i just said hmm? I'll wait, i wrestle, i play games, i kick ass, i train, i work-out, i jam out to music, i make you laugh, i'm humor defined, i show-off, i'm a ninja, i'm stealthy, i save and unite people and this city for a living, and i wear this light blue ninja mask around my eyes and head! Who wears a light blue headband...besides that female turtle we don't talk about, plus that doesn't exist in our timeline/city. Not to mention, who wears these outfits like us, they ninja assassin outfits, with hoodies and designs all over them hmm? That would make me an entirely new and authentic character would it not?" He'd say giving another wink and grin. "So with that, is there anymore questions? Oh my favorite music? Hmm well i listen to pretty much every genre but if i had to really choose, i'd pick rock, and metal, because ain't nothing better to listen to when you're training and or going into combat with badass music then that! What's that? Oh my favorite movie? Hmm definitely star wars, gotta love the originals my dude! Alright i have time for one more question! You there!" gets closer and puts his ear close to you "What do my weapons and i symbolize? Well for one, my weapons, these bad boys, my dual bladed tonfas represent judgement, they represent, variety, change, diversity, and justice! It's the difference between life or death, these weapons can be used to save your own life, throw off your opponents and the freedom to change up your attacks, and most of all, it represents change for all! It doesn't matter who you were before, if you made poor decisions or fell down, you can always change who you are starting with today, and tomorrow and the future, show everyone and show the world what you bring to the table, delete the past, you have the ability to change how things are done in your life and that's how i roll, just like how i grew up like i told ya, i took that as motivations and i made myself into what i am today, i'm a better me, and i will continue to do even better each and everyday!"
Answering the last question, he eyes each and everyone of you "Whelp that about does it for me...what you were expecting something dramatic to happen to signal who was next?" Looking at the monitor "Y'know that's what you were all expecting and waiting, but iiiii am different, that's boring and Pfft that's old, ain't no way that'll ever..REMYYY!" As a deeper toned and a bigger brother arrived "Get your ass out of here, you forgot to get your damn pizza out the oven, jeeze dude!" The mysterious voice said before it squatted down and stared right into the eyes of all of you and even the cameras, you would see a cyan colored headband wearing turtle with those signature street assassin clothes on. Guess Vinny's up next!
Vinny will arrive in the next chapter, stay tuned!
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Comments: 5
PaintedAutumnFall [2018-06-14 06:05:00 +0000 UTC]
For how cocky he is, and how much of a show off he is,... I actually really like him! Though I hate show offs and its a huge pet peeve of mine, the show off cocky type attitude just fits Remy so well! Cant wait for Vinny! Id love to know more about him!
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TheTroop3rHD In reply to PaintedAutumnFall [2018-06-14 06:14:42 +0000 UTC]
Heh yeh, he's not just cocky, he's very friendly and protective, he shows that, that's what i wanted to show, that he wasn't just a show-off, he had a role and he has various other traits! ^^. Also yes, Vinny will be awesome to do, nobody really knows who and what Vinny is like! Soon they will! So yeh i'm guessing you like Remy alot now hmm? Good to know!
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PaintedAutumnFall In reply to TheTroop3rHD [2018-06-15 04:18:04 +0000 UTC]
Hell yeaahhh! ^^ Cant waitt!
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TheTroop3rHD In reply to PaintedAutumnFall [2018-06-15 05:41:41 +0000 UTC]
Awesome, glad to know Remy is a hottie and one of your favorites ^^, was my goal! And yes you will love Vinny a-lot, he's this witty, sarcastic big brother, techy and versatile type. Not as smart as Donnie but he usually has high tier tech on him since he just picked it up mostly. Though he knows his fair share of hot-wiring things together and having a knack for being lucky. They call him "Lucky" after all.
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