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Character: Crispus Dominicus "Dominic" Carver

1) What gender are you?

"No, I'm just a girl with a penis, testicles, and a flat chest who acts nothing like a girl. Yes I'm a male; what does it look like? Well, I guess I do act like a little bitch sometimes but…

2) What is your age?
"Twenty seven…last year."

3) Do you want a hug?

"Aw heck! Com'ere you!"

4) Do you have any bad habits?
"When I drink I drink I drink…"

5) What is your favorite food?
"Barbeque; to screw with my Islamic ancestors. Naw, I kid; well, Not really, but, I like food from The Varsity in Atlanta. It's worth getting screamed at from the counter. "

(If you're not from Atlanta, do yourself a favor and Google it. It's tasty fatty American food. :9)

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
"Doesn't matter, as long it's ice cream."

7) Are you a virgin?

"Ho no no no no! I errr…slept around a lot in art school. But that's not where I lost it…it was uh…very awkward experience losing it..."

8) Have you killed anyone?

"No."

9) Do you hate anyone?
"I try not to."

10) Do you have any secrets?

"Yes…pertaining to a particular red headed gir-shit. Forget I said anything."

11) What is your favorite season(s)?
"Spring and summer, so I can sit on my front porch."

12) Who are your best friends?

"Mostly girls… (Their crazy!)"

13) What are your hobbies?

"I build wood furniture and sell it to premium furniture galleries. I also paint, draw, and sculpt just for the heck of it."

14) What is your favorite drink?

"Beer, accompanied with another beer."

15) When is your birthday?

"Funny story… I never originally had a birth certificate; I was orphaned as a baby, so I'm not completely sure. The orphanage decided I was born on the first of may."

16) What age did you die?

"Haha…what?"

17) Are you nice or mean?

"I'm can be an obnoxious asshole sometimes, but I like people and being friendly. People like me also because I'm a spiritual person."

18) What do you think of your creator?

"Are you suggesting I'm a character in some socially awkward girl's collection of stories? What are you smoking?"

19) What is your weakness?

"I can be a coward sometimes. I can also be the opposite extreme."

20) How long can you stay under water?

"A minute or two? I dunno…never tried counting."

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?

" Work, play with my cat, go out to town, maybe hang out with my friend's, or Jake."

22) Do you love someone?

"Yes. And it's unlike anything I've ever experienced. Jake; He seemed like a nervous guy at first, but, he's…really hard to describe. I would fall apart without him; a hard thing for me to admit…Not the loving him part, the falling apart errr…part."

"I also love my two daughters unlike anything. I rarely get to see them, since I'm merely a sperm donor, but rarely is a lot in that case."

23) Does that person love you back?

"Hahaha…that's what he told me. As for my daughters, I hope so."

24) Do you like me?

"Who are you?"

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?

"I love my job."

26) At night?

"I love having parties. And um…sometimes…haha…having sex?"

27) Do you like meatballs?

"I like me some 'balls."

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?

"I do not like them 'balls."

29) Are you gay?

"Yes. I've had sex with a girl before and it wasn't pleasant to me. It wasn't until 3 years later I found that I was. I'm not sure why, just am."

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?

"I'd probably eat my own ass. Of coarse not without offering him a slice. WINK WINK."

31) Wow, really?

" Probably not."

32) What is your place of origin?

Germany, although I don't remember it any.

33) Large or small family?

"Small family. Just me and My adopted parents in a town called Jasper, Georgia."

34) Who are your parents?

" My Adopted dad was a professor of Roman History. He is a really cool guy. My Adopted mom is a sweet woman. I love 'em both. My biological mom on the other hand, if I'm not mistaken, was a prostitute, and my biological dad, um, some Arabic dude who got laid. I think he is rich."

35) Do you have a phobia?

"Nope."

36) Piercing/tattoos?

"My ears are pierced but I took out the rings. I also have a nipple ring, eheheh…"

37) Is this quiz over?

"I hope so."

Description
Character: Crispus Dominicus "Dominic" Carver

1) What gender are you?

"No, I'm just a girl with a penis, testicles, and a flat chest who acts nothing like a girl. Yes I'm a male; what does it look like? Well, I guess I do act like a little bitch sometimes but…

2) What is your age?
"Twenty seven…last year."

3) Do you want a hug?

"Aw heck! Com'ere you!"

4) Do you have any bad habits?
"When I drink I drink I drink…"

5) What is your favorite food?
"Barbeque; to screw with my Islamic ancestors. Naw, I kid; well, Not really, but, I like food from The Varsity in Atlanta. It's worth getting screamed at from the counter. "

(If you're not from Atlanta, do yourself a favor and Google it. It's tasty fatty American food. :9)

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
"Doesn't matter, as long it's ice cream."

7) Are you a virgin?

"Ho no no no no! I errr…slept around a lot in art school. But that's not where I lost it…it was uh…very awkward experience losing it..."

8) Have you killed anyone?

"No."

9) Do you hate anyone?
"I try not to."

10) Do you have any secrets?

"Yes…pertaining to a particular red headed gir-shit. Forget I said anything."

11) What is your favorite season(s)?
"Spring and summer, so I can sit on my front porch."

12) Who are your best friends?

"Mostly girls… (Their crazy!)"

13) What are your hobbies?

"I build wood furniture and sell it to premium furniture galleries. I also paint, draw, and sculpt just for the heck of it."

14) What is your favorite drink?

"Beer, accompanied with another beer."

15) When is your birthday?

"Funny story… I never originally had a birth certificate; I was orphaned as a baby, so I'm not completely sure. The orphanage decided I was born on the first of may."

16) What age did you die?

"Haha…what?"

17) Are you nice or mean?

"I'm can be an obnoxious asshole sometimes, but I like people and being friendly. People like me also because I'm a spiritual person."

18) What do you think of your creator?

"Are you suggesting I'm a character in some socially awkward girl's collection of stories? What are you smoking?"

19) What is your weakness?

"I can be a coward sometimes. I can also be the opposite extreme."

20) How long can you stay under water?

"A minute or two? I dunno…never tried counting."

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?

" Work, play with my cat, go out to town, maybe hang out with my friend's, or Jake."

22) Do you love someone?

"Yes. And it's unlike anything I've ever experienced. Jake; He seemed like a nervous guy at first, but, he's…really hard to describe. I would fall apart without him; a hard thing for me to admit…Not the loving him part, the falling apart errr…part."

"I also love my two daughters unlike anything. I rarely get to see them, since I'm merely a sperm donor, but rarely is a lot in that case."

23) Does that person love you back?

"Hahaha…that's what he told me. As for my daughters, I hope so."

24) Do you like me?

"Who are you?"

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?

"I love my job."

26) At night?

"I love having parties. And um…sometimes…haha…having sex?"

27) Do you like meatballs?

"I like me some 'balls."

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?

"I do not like them 'balls."

29) Are you gay?

"Yes. I've had sex with a girl before and it wasn't pleasant to me. It wasn't until 3 years later I found that I was. I'm not sure why, just am."

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?

"I'd probably eat my own ass. Of coarse not without offering him a slice. WINK WINK."

31) Wow, really?

" Probably not."

32) What is your place of origin?

Germany, although I don't remember it any.

33) Large or small family?

"Small family. Just me and My adopted parents in a town called Jasper, Georgia."

34) Who are your parents?

" My Adopted dad was a professor of Roman History. He is a really cool guy. My Adopted mom is a sweet woman. I love 'em both. My biological mom on the other hand, if I'm not mistaken, was a prostitute, and my biological dad, um, some Arabic dude who got laid. I think he is rich."

35) Do you have a phobia?

"Nope."

36) Piercing/tattoos?

"My ears are pierced but I took out the rings. I also have a nipple ring, eheheh…"

37) Is this quiz over?

"I hope so."