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When he's with me he's always shaking and making rude remarks, which just hurts my feelings. Uh, well maybe because I've tortured him to the brink of death, but still that is NO excuse.

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"Thanks again Fi."

"My pleasure master"

With that she spirals into my sword. I pick my sword up and sling it over my back, and then cautiously walk out the door. My body needs nourishment and liquids. I check to make sure the coast is clear and head out. I need to find the kitchen, raid all of it's food and return to my ''room'' without an encounter with you know who. The only problem: I have no idea where the heck the kitchen is. Oops

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I warp to Link's room to check on him, I look around but find nothing. I also notice something else is missing his sword......

Maybe he went to the dinning room like I suggested? Phhf he has no idea where that is....Uh he better not be in trouble. Let's see if I were Link where would I be? The kitchen.

snap

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Finally I find the familiar looking kitchen door, but just when I am about to turn the door knob I hear the obnoxious squealing of Bokoblins. I lean up against the wall as the push the door open and turn and walk away from me. My luck is insane, not complaining but I can tell it's about to run out. Just as I'm about to shove the door open and hand is placed on my shoulder. The grip isn't tight enough to hurt but it's tight enough to scare.

"Going somewhere sky child?"

I scare and bolt. I duck down to lose his grip and I take off down the hall. I turn to see if he's giving chase but I lose sight regarding where I am headed. I collide with one of his pestering barriers, and fall to the floor. I hit the barrier with my head which does not feel good.

My body is yelling at me to run but it's almost as if the barrier has paralysed me for the time being. I roll on to my stomach and get to my hands and knees. Just as I'm about to stand a foot comes down on my back almost making me co lapse, but I focus all of my strength in to not collapsing.

"Just what were you doing?"

"I was going to get food whats wrong with that?"

"Uh Link stop lying, you don't need a sword to eat and you don't need to slink around to get food. So what were you doing?!"

"I TOLD YOU I WAS JUST GETTING FOOD!!" I scream

"Look we can do this the easy way or the hard way." On the word hard he applies more preassure to my back.

"I really thought you would have learned but I guess not. PICK"

There is silence.

"Fine I will pick for you and I think we both know what I will pick. I thought that that hero defiant attitude was gone but I guess not"

And just to prove his point he applied so much pressure on my back that a collapsed on to my face. I could taste blood in my mouth. Suddenly the pressure was lifted but only so he could a swift kick to the back of my head to render me unconscious.

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I knew that he wouldn't be out long so I pick him up and we both teleport to the kitchen where I always keep a spare sleeping potion. Now I must wait for him to wake. On cue he stirs. I pinch his nose shut and on reflex he opens his mouth. I poor the entire potion down and force his mouth closed and hold it that way. Now he's fully awake and almost chokes until he has no other choice but to swallow. I release his mouth and he attempts to purge the contents of his stomach but with no success. He falls out of my arms and hits the ground hard. I laugh at him, crawling around like crazy.

He then gives me a questioning look.

"Don't worry just some sleeping potion"

The look on his face says it all. But I can tell it has started to have affect as his struggles are ceasing. I watch him flail around some more like he's a fish out of water until all of his moving has ceased. I gently tap his eyes to make sure he's not faking it. Pleased that he's out I pick him up and we teleport us to ''the special room.''