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Published: 2013-06-10 01:52:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 7883; Favourites: 78; Downloads: 38
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Chibi IA: Konnichiwa! This is Cub Reporter Chibi IA with an exclusive report for Gekido TV Action News! As you can see I'm here with the other members of the gang ... eh ... like let me make it very clear that as an impartial reporter I'm not associated with them at the moment. Anyway we're in Kerorin Town and ...Chibi Yukari: What do you mean by: "I'm not associated with them at the moment" ... ?
Chibi Miku: Don't mind her, we don't want to be associated with her either ever since she doused herself in "L'eau d'or de l'elephant".
Chibi IA: ｡HOLA! HABLO ESPANOL SABES!
Chibi Gumi: C'est française ... baka!
Chibi Alice: 私はあなたに言われている可能性が...
Chibi IA: Don't get smart with me bakas, I AM JAPANESE!
T-REX: RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!
All five Chibis: OH SHUT UP WE'RE TALKING OVER HERE!
T-REX: ?????
Chibi IA: Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted ...
Chibi Gumi: ... don't tell me, let me guess: "You're smart and we're not", right?
Chibi Alice: 私はあなたに言われている可能性が... too
Chibi Yukari: I thought that you said you're from England ...
Chibi Alice: So, you think I can't speak Japanese? Why do you think I watch so many animes?
Chibi Gumi: Cuz you're illiterate?
Chibi Alice: Haha ... funny ...
Chibi IA: Are you all quite done? Like unlike you bakas, I've got a real job to do over here ...
Chibi Miku: ... if you had a real job you wouldn't be with us here today.
Chibi IA: Want to see my PRESS CREDENTIALS?
Chibi Yukari: Actually yes ... and then we're making a call to Child Protective Services on account that they're hiring a minor.
Chibi IA: Celebrity minors, like me, have a work permit. Want to see that too?
Chibi Miku: You ... a celebrity? Then what do you think I am?
Chibi IA and Chibi Gumi: A total baka ...
Chibi Alice: I concur ...
Chibi Yukari: Ohhhh someone used a fancy word ...
Chibi IA: Since when was "baka" a fancy word?
Chibi Yukari: Not "baka", baka. "Concur"
Chibi Gumi: "v. con.curs": "To be of the same opinion"
Chibi Miku: Smarty pants ...
Chibi Gumi: Thank you
Chibi Alice: That wasn't a compliment, baka (白痴)!
Chibi IA: You morons done yet? I still have my report to file!
T-REX: RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!
Chibi IA: See even the dinosaur agrees with me. And we all know how big a brain he's got! So, we're smart and you lot are not!
T-REX: ?????
The other four chibis: ????!
Chibi Gumi: You do know that dinosaur over there has a small brain right?
Chibi IA: Bigger than yours at any rate ...
Chibi Gumi: Actually, no and that's a scientific fact!
Chibi Miku: Which means?
Chibi Alice: That at least it's smarter than you Ms. Blinkitty Lights ... (smirk)
Chibi Yukari: I want proof that the dinosaur is smarter than me!
The other four chibis: ... eh ... you just got it baka ...
Chibi Yukari: Oh so that's how it is, is it? Remember, I got this here Panzer I tank and it's fully kitted ...
Chibi Gumi: Your Panzer I isn't going to move anywhere anytime soon as your driver is over here moonlighting as a news reporter ...
Chibi Miku: Plus the rest of us are armed with anti-tank weapons ...
Chibi Yukari: You don't scare me!
Chibi Gumi: Your level of intelligence scares us though ...
Chibi Yukari: I can't hear you ...
Chibi Gumi: May be if you pull off that stupid bunny hood you would ...
Chibi Yukari: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY BUNNY HOOD IS A FASHION STATEMENT!
Chibi Gumi: Which is why we had the "other fashion expert" drive your tank?
Chibi IA: I'll have you know I have a Union Card too and that allows me to drive proletarian vehicles!
Chibi Alice: "Proletarian vehicle"? That's a tank, baka (白痴)!
Chibi Miku: We don't need the "baka (白痴)" translation, "baka" is pretty universal nowadays ...
Chibi Alice: You would know that now won't you? (smirk)
Chibi Miku: And you're insinuating that?
Chibi IA: ... you're a total baka. ANYWAY IF YOU ALL DON'T MIND I HAVE MY REPORT TO MAKE AND THE CAMERAMAN'S GETTING BORED ...
Chibi Gumi: He seemed pretty busy to me filming all the young ladies walking by like Super Sonico there waving at us from across the street.
Chibi Miku: Yeah, if I was him, the cameraman, I'll be filming her too as she's got something you don't ...
Chibi IA: ... I know what you're insinuating ... she's got boobs and I don't right? Well just let me tell you that ...
Chibi Gumi: Them more like cow udders to me ...
Chibi Alice: Definitely a silicone job ...
Chibi Yukari: You could probably do with one too ...
Chibi Alice: I'm 10 ... besides, I have a "loli" factor!
The other four chibis: Eh ... we all have that too you know ...
T-REX: RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!
All five Chibis: OH ... we forgot about him!
T-REX: &*&%$^*()_*&^%
All five Chibis: Did he just use a bad word?
Chibi Gumi: I think he's hungry.
Chibi Alice: Didn't you feed Fido before we left GLaDOS' lab?
Chibi Gumi: That's not Fido, remember? Fido is back at Gekido; this one is a wild one.
Chibi Yukari: So it needs to eat again?
Chibi Gumi: Probably ...
Chibi Yukari: HEY MR. DINOSAUR, eat her first. She eats lots of carrots so that'll be good for your eyesight!
Chibi Gumi: HEY! No way! EAT HER FIRST, she eats lots of leek so is full of methane which means she'll taste more like something on your list of natural prey!
Chibi Miku: WHAT! And I thought we were friends Ms. Carrot Top! EAT HER FIRST, at least she smells like something you would eat!
Chibi IA: I BEG YOUR PARDON - I'll have you lot know I'm washed and am totally clean! And I'm not all sweaty like Ms. Marquis De Sade over there ...
Chibi Alice: CALLING ME KINKY isn't going to win you any brownie points!
Chibi IA: ALRIGHT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE CHARGE AS ALWAYS OR WE'RE ALL EITHER GOING TO BE HERE ALL AFTERNOON OR BE EATEN ALIVE! And, FYI, I don't want to be eaten alive as that'll be really bad for your complexion!
Chibi Gumi: I thought you said you were impartial and were not associated with us ...
Chibi IA: MINOR TECHNICALITY, NOW SHUT UP AND LET'S DO THIS! And you MR. CAMERAMAN - YOU POINT THAT CAMERA AWAY FROM "MISS TOO-WELL-ENDOWED" OVER THERE AND BACK THIS WAY OR ME AND YOUR SUPERVISOR ARE GOING TO HAVE WORDS AND BELIEVE ME, I'M VERY WELL CONNECTED ...
Chibi Alice: That sounded like a threat ...
Chibi Gumi: in.timi.dation n. : To coerce or inhibit by or as if by threats.
Chibi Miku: Don't tell me, you read the dictionary as a pastime ...
Chibi Gumi: (smirk)
Chibi Yukari: That's all we need a smart assed bunny girl ...
The other four chibis: Oh look who's talking ...
T-REX: RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!
Chibi IA: Alright, this has gone on long enough ... let's get with the program here! Now you cameraman start filming the scene ... and don't forget to focus on me! You, get back into the tank and make like you're busy! You pick up that RPG and aim it at the dinosaur. You help her hold it steady as I don't want that thing being aimed willy-nilly and a rocket comes flying my way. Yeah also, don't hit the tank as that's a vintage deal. You pick up the LAW and like make like you know how to use one ... OK ... that's more like it ... right then, back to my report!
(pauses for breath)
Well folks, sorry for the technical difficulty as you can see I'm working with real amateurs here. Anyway, I'm here in Kerorin Town and that there over there is a real T-REX that came from ... well I have no idea where it came from ... just take it from me, this is Japan so these things happen here. Anyway, this here dinosaur has been terrorizing the good citizens and that of course is not a good thing. Anyway the Mayor called our sisters to "take care of this mess", but it's a hot day today and so that lot decided to hit the new air-conditioned indoor pool facility that just opened in Nagisa City. But you know the tickets are expensive and being selfish sisters, they kept the complimentary tickets for themselves and so they are there now there lounging "sexy like" to attract boys (yuck) in their new swimsuits. But we chibis wanted to go too so we got this deal from the Mayor here who said he'll get us tickets in return for getting rid of that monster over there and he don't care if it's dead or alive. Since GLaDOS says she doesn't need any more dinosaurs at the moment (since her neighbors are complaining about whatever), we decided dead was good enough so we got these weapons from the armory in GLaDOS' lab ... the tank we borrowed from Neru (don't ask) ...
(pauses for breath)
Well anyway, here it comes now all fangs and teeth, or was it teeth and fangs? Well whatever, it's coming at us and of course we're going to stop it. Like if RPGs and LAWs can stop a tank it'll stop a T-Rex right? And besides, we have our own tank which, btw, I, note "I" drove down from Gekido to here. And BTW, let me tell you, tanks are not comfortable rides. Like my butt's hurting at the moment and probably will remain hurt for the week, plus it's not air-conditioned and all five of us were crammed inside in a space for two people. Well lets just say at the moment we all stink from the grease, petrol fumes, cordite and sweat ... and fear too I might add as for some reason the others were terrified by my driving. Well it was kinda hard to drive as I had to do it standing, whilst they helped with the pedals and the brakes and the gear changing. Plus Yukari was supposed to keep a lookout but she kept falling back into the turret so we nearly had an accident or two on the freeway. We did have to shoot up a Highway Patrol car (or rather Alice did), that tried to stop us to give us a ticket as we reckoned a speeding ticket would make a big dent in our available funds. Now, let me tell you, that tank only has a top speed of 25 mph so how that can be speeding in a 55 mph zone I don't know. It also could be that we couldn't find the horn so we used the machine gun to clear traffic away ... but well, whatever ...
(pauses for breath)
Anyway, we're back in action now. The dinosaur, T-Rex if you want to be specific, is now bearing down on us as I speak meaning to eat one or more of us. My associates, which I'm not currently associated with at the moment as I have to be impartial, are going to take aim and fire with weapons made famous by the Taliban ... eh ... we're not terrorists by the way, just middle school girls. And cute ones at that too! Well, anyway they're now firing the rockets. Now if they don't miss we're going to the Indoor Pool. If they miss, well I'm outta here since I've already have an exit plan since I'm smart and they're not ... so let's see what happens in the next few seconds ...
TO BE CONTINUED ... MAY BE ... ?
CREDITS
Chibi IA - Mqdl/Kiyo
Chibi Miku - Tda
Chibi Gumi - Mamama/Trackdancer
Chibi Alice - Kakomiki/Trackdancer
Chibi Yukari - Kuma/Trackdancer
T-Rex - (mod) ~Valforwing
Panzer I: ConptPix
RPG/LAW: Bowlroll.net (authors unknown)
Kerorin Town - BTA
MME - Serious Shader only
Software - MMD 7.39 / PMD 0.1.3.8 / Photoshop 7
Miku (C) Crypton Future Media, Inc.
Gumi (C) The Internet Co., Ltd.
IA (C) First Place Co., Ltd.
Alice (C) HobbyJapan Co., Ltd.
Yukari (C) AHS Co., Ltd.
Adding Yukudi Yukari into this group was based on an idea by ~TemprusofTime . The version used for this series is a custom modification of the original chibi model by Kuma. Her character will need more development and I'll "get it together" as the series progresses.
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Comments: 26
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Woah, sonico's boobs are fake? O_O that's a lot of silicone.. at least they're really nice and big
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This is great!
p.s. I'm pretty sure Yukari's last name is Yuzuki, not Yukudi. Just letting you know.
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I'm sure you're right. I got it backwards a couple of times. I'm really bad with names in general and when it comes to names in another language I totally fail.
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I have the same problem, except my memory is just bad in general.
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Chibis - links for all can be found on Xoriu's Citrus-smoothie blog except Alice who is a private edit; but there are instructions on how to make her in one of the tutorials in my gallery.
The town and dinosaur - look around DA for the links.
The tank and weapons are from Bowlroll.net.
If you have any problems finding them please:
I do so love that icon ...
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That clearing the traffic with the machine gun part really got me laughing because I used to do that a lot in a certain game. 
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Thanks - these conversations are fun to write, which is why I keep doing them
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So they've actually been speaking English this whole time instead of Japanese that can be understood through anime logic? What a revelation.
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Actually, you might have caught a flaw in my logic >< LOL
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Nah, somewhere the Doctor is around. Being in his vicinity causes everyone to understand each other.
(Yeah, I've been watching Doctor Who again.)
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Actually, it's not that hard. The characters seem to have a life unto themselves. Once I set up the basic concept/scenario the dialog just flows - I can actually see them yapping at each other in my head as I type. The poses comes from the mind pictures I see them in when writing the dialog.
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Lol.
Badass has never been so Chibi. Unless we're talking about Wind Waker. Or Okamiden.
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