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Chibi IA: Now don't you miss! We've only got one rocket and it was hard enough to get the dang thing. If I didn't go with my sister to that concert at the US Army base in Okinawa I've wouldn't have been able to get the launcher. How I get it? Oh that was easy, whilst the troops were looking at her, my sister that is, no one was looking at me, cuz I'm just a kid. Unless they're a pedobear, but that's another story. Anyway, whilst they were chatting her up, I was checking out the back of one of their humvees and I found this. How I get it out, easy. No one was looking at me remember?

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 100 feet away.

TDA Chibi Miku: Should I fire now?

Chibi IA: No, no let it get closer. These things aren't all that accurate so I've been told. Not till you see the 'whites of their eyes'. Oh wait, technically, they don't have eyes like ours do they? Man, that's a really big bug. Remember not to miss, as I don't want to get eaten. Getting eaten won't be cool. Probably hurt too. You know, like getting an injection but more painful ... you know what I mean. Besides, it'll ruin my dress and Sis would really get mad when I get home. Oh wait, if we're eaten we would be dead right? No, no, I'm not ready to die yet. I'm only 10. There's still so much I want to do, like you know, kiss ... I mean I don't have a boyfriend at the moment but, I might one day you know. And I'm not bad looking, in fact, they say that I'm nearly as good looking as my sister.

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 75 feet away.

TDA Chibi Miku: Should I fire now? If it gets any closer we'll be caught in the explosion.

Chibi IA: No, no wait. We can't afford to miss. Like if we could I'll shove it down it's mouth and fire. By the way, where is it's mouth? Can't really tell with these bugs. Anyway, how did this one get so big? Like who cares, anyway. We kill this one and I wonder how much reward money we'll get to boost our allowance? The little one's aren't worth firing the rocket at, but this one, well it better pay good or I'll be really pissed as we only got one rocket. Plus I really don't want to be eaten.

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 50 feet away.

Chibi IA: Scared? Me? Are you kidding? I'm the epitome of Miss Cool. You may be pissing in your pants by now, but me, I'm just chilling. If I'm talking a lot it's to keep you calm, I always talk a mile-a-minute. You know that. You know, that bug is really big. And no my legs aren't shaking, I'm just cold. You better not be shaking or you'll miss. Like I'm only letting you fire that thing cuz you're slightly bigger than me. I can't reach the controls plus that thing is not light you know! Boy is that bug getting bigger or closer? Do you think it's seen us? Like we're standing in the open so we don't catch the backlash when the rocket fires but I'd really rather be hiding somewhere ...

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 25 feet away.

Chibi IA: Steaaaadddyyy now. No I'm not scared. I'm only stammmmmering cuz I've bit my tongue. I think you better take aim and undo the safety. Don't fire till I give the word. I'm the epitommmmeeee of cool. Don't shake the tube the rocket might fall out and then we're dead girls. Now ready ... by the way, seriously, don't miss as if we hit a building we're going to be grounded for life ... now on my command:

READY
AIM
FIRE!!!

The roach is now only about 15 feet away. TDA Chibi Miku depresses the launch button on the M72 LAW launcher and ...

WHOOSH
KABOOM
The two chibis are 'shocked and awed' by the explosion and watch with satisfaction as the roach explodes in a ball of fire. And of course, there is a happy ending as ridding Kerorin Town of that terror on six legs would indeed earn them a hefty financial reward and an interview on New@7. They even get off for breaking curfew, well at least for this time.

CREDITS

TDA Chibi Miku - TDA
Chibi IA - Mqdl/Kiyo
Town - BTA
Roach and M72 LAW - VPVP link
MME - SSAO, Rule of Thirds, Adult Shader, Object Luminous, Fire
Poses, light and camera by me
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Photoshop 7 - compilation, softening and typography

Note: I was surprised I could even get TDA Chibi Miku to hold the M72 LAW correctly. It was a tight fit but hehe, it's mostly accurate.

Description
Chibi IA: Now don't you miss! We've only got one rocket and it was hard enough to get the dang thing. If I didn't go with my sister to that concert at the US Army base in Okinawa I've wouldn't have been able to get the launcher. How I get it? Oh that was easy, whilst the troops were looking at her, my sister that is, no one was looking at me, cuz I'm just a kid. Unless they're a pedobear, but that's another story. Anyway, whilst they were chatting her up, I was checking out the back of one of their humvees and I found this. How I get it out, easy. No one was looking at me remember?

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 100 feet away.

TDA Chibi Miku: Should I fire now?

Chibi IA: No, no let it get closer. These things aren't all that accurate so I've been told. Not till you see the 'whites of their eyes'. Oh wait, technically, they don't have eyes like ours do they? Man, that's a really big bug. Remember not to miss, as I don't want to get eaten. Getting eaten won't be cool. Probably hurt too. You know, like getting an injection but more painful ... you know what I mean. Besides, it'll ruin my dress and Sis would really get mad when I get home. Oh wait, if we're eaten we would be dead right? No, no, I'm not ready to die yet. I'm only 10. There's still so much I want to do, like you know, kiss ... I mean I don't have a boyfriend at the moment but, I might one day you know. And I'm not bad looking, in fact, they say that I'm nearly as good looking as my sister.

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 75 feet away.

TDA Chibi Miku: Should I fire now? If it gets any closer we'll be caught in the explosion.

Chibi IA: No, no wait. We can't afford to miss. Like if we could I'll shove it down it's mouth and fire. By the way, where is it's mouth? Can't really tell with these bugs. Anyway, how did this one get so big? Like who cares, anyway. We kill this one and I wonder how much reward money we'll get to boost our allowance? The little one's aren't worth firing the rocket at, but this one, well it better pay good or I'll be really pissed as we only got one rocket. Plus I really don't want to be eaten.

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 50 feet away.

Chibi IA: Scared? Me? Are you kidding? I'm the epitome of Miss Cool. You may be pissing in your pants by now, but me, I'm just chilling. If I'm talking a lot it's to keep you calm, I always talk a mile-a-minute. You know that. You know, that bug is really big. And no my legs aren't shaking, I'm just cold. You better not be shaking or you'll miss. Like I'm only letting you fire that thing cuz you're slightly bigger than me. I can't reach the controls plus that thing is not light you know! Boy is that bug getting bigger or closer? Do you think it's seen us? Like we're standing in the open so we don't catch the backlash when the rocket fires but I'd really rather be hiding somewhere ...

Pauses for breath, the roach is now 25 feet away.

Chibi IA: Steaaaadddyyy now. No I'm not scared. I'm only stammmmmering cuz I've bit my tongue. I think you better take aim and undo the safety. Don't fire till I give the word. I'm the epitommmmeeee of cool. Don't shake the tube the rocket might fall out and then we're dead girls. Now ready ... by the way, seriously, don't miss as if we hit a building we're going to be grounded for life ... now on my command:

READY
AIM
FIRE!!!

The roach is now only about 15 feet away. TDA Chibi Miku depresses the launch button on the M72 LAW launcher and ...

WHOOSH
KABOOM
The two chibis are 'shocked and awed' by the explosion and watch with satisfaction as the roach explodes in a ball of fire. And of course, there is a happy ending as ridding Kerorin Town of that terror on six legs would indeed earn them a hefty financial reward and an interview on New@7. They even get off for breaking curfew, well at least for this time.

CREDITS

TDA Chibi Miku - TDA
Chibi IA - Mqdl/Kiyo
Town - BTA
Roach and M72 LAW - VPVP link
MME - SSAO, Rule of Thirds, Adult Shader, Object Luminous, Fire
Poses, light and camera by me
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Photoshop 7 - compilation, softening and typography

Note: I was surprised I could even get TDA Chibi Miku to hold the M72 LAW correctly. It was a tight fit but hehe, it's mostly accurate.