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Trackdancer — MMD Only In Japan IV
Published: 2013-09-06 04:46:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 11317; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 21
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At the Studios of Trackdancer Productions ...Miku is reading her fan mail ...
Miku: Hey, look at this one!
Me: Which one?
Miku pouts and points ... the comment reads:
Come to think of it, you've not used many of your old models recently (~OkazakiTomoya97 )
Me: So I take it you want something to do?
Miku: *Miku nods like crazy reminding me of one those old fashion Japanese dolls*
Me: Since we're having an Indian Summer, want to got to the beach?
Miku: *Hands on hips and looking stern* Miku doesn't do nude scenes!!
Me: Nude scenes? You'll be wearing at least a bikini, right?
Miku: *Red with anger* HENTAI!! DEVIANT!! PEDOBEAR!! SIS-CON!! ...
Me: OK, I'll take that as a "no" then ... so *scratching head*
Miku: Here ...
Me: ?
Miku: *Hands me her tablet PC which shows a picture of a politician kissing a baby*
Me: You want a baby? I don't think so ...
Miku: *Blushing Red* HENTAI!! DEVIANT!! PEDOBEAR!! SIS-CON!! ...
Me: You really need to brush up on your communications skills Miku.
Miku: OK, Miku wants ... *whisper* *whisper* *whisper*
Me: Is that all?
Miku: And ... *whisper* *whisper* *whisper*
Kerorin Town, near the video arcade ...
IA: Just because you're bored Miku, I get dragged out to this dump. Worse, it's to reprise, according to this note, a role that's better suited for my little sister. Since when was I an Action News reporter? Do I look like the type that talks a lot? Is there something about me that reminds you of my sister? I'll have you know that in the first place, unlike my sister, I'm normally very quiet. And do you know what else? I'm smart and you're not!
(pauses for breath)
Neru: I think you just shot yourself in the foot IA.
Miku: *Miku nods like crazy like one those old fashion Japanese dolls*
Neru: Cut that out will you? That's neither "cute" nor shows you in a good light Miku ... BTW, it's noted that I'm here because of you. ie. My summer vacation was interrupted by you. And when it came to scene choices why do have to be here when we could have been enjoying the beach down in Batokin Island?
Miku: Because, Miku doesn't do nude scenes.
Neru: What are you talking about baka? What nude scene? You'll be in a bikini you moron. Are you suggesting that I would consent to posing in the nude or something?
Miku: *Pulls out her smartphone and shows Neru this picture:*
Neru: *blushes*
IA: Let's see that ... oh wow!
Neru: That's "ART" ...
IA: Oh really, so what did Len say when he saw that ... ?
Neru: *blushes more and mumbles something*
IA: I can't hear you ... *sticks her microphone nearer to Neru*
Neru: What are you doing ... *glaring at IA hard*
IA: Oh nothing much ... just my job as an Action News reporter ...
Neru: So why don't you just get on with it?
IA: Yeah I would, but we lost Camera Man-san somewhere between here and the station.
Neru: Oh we did, did we now?
*Picks up her cellphone, speed dials Camera Man-san and sends him the following text message*:
DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO COME AND GET YOU - NERU
Kerorin Town, at a bar near the train station ...
Camera man-san: *sigh*
Bar-keep: Work?
Camera man-san: Yep
Bar-keep: You're a TV news camera man right?
Camera man-san: Only until I get enough funds to start my own Internet porn movie studio.
Bar-keep: But aren't most of your collegues rather attractive females?
Camera man-san: Nah, they have no boobs and everyone of them is underage. Last thing I need is to be raided by the FBI.
Bar-keep: Pffft. I wouldn't worry about them. They'll only bust you if they think you're a terrorist. Stick to porn and away from politics and you'll be fine.
Camera man-san: Whatever. Keep the seat warm for me. I'll be back in a jiff.
Kerorin Town, back again near the video arcade ...
IA: OK, here he comes now. So what are we doing?
Neru: Miku wants to interview one of those T-Rexes that occasionally wanders into Kerorin Town.
IA: SHE WANTS TO WHAT? Do you know those things eat people? Like we could die here! Dying isn't going to be good for either my complexion nor my career!
Neru: Which is why I have a half dozen of these. *Shows IA one of her LAW missile launchers*
IA: And where did you get those from? And so many at that too? The studio?
Neru: From Pakistan.
IA: Pakistan?
Neru: Yep, the US Government gives them to anyone willing to kill terrorists in Pakistan. So those people just take them, thank you very much, and then turns around and puts them up for sale on the Internet for pennies on the dollar. So you can get about a half-dozen for about the price of a 12-pack of beer ...
IA: So what about all those drone attacks that we keep hearing about?
Neru: I think they caught on, so instead of using stooges to do their dirty work, they use robots instead. At least robots won't sell stuff on the Internet, but then somewhere along the line Asminov's Law of Robotics was tossed into the wayside. The price of progress I suppose. Instead of going to the Moon or exploring Mars, let's get our technology perfected to killing each other instead. I could go on but, seriously, I don't want Men-in-Black knocking on my door tonight.
IA: So one of those LAWs of yours can take out a T-Rex?
Neru: Yep, they'll take out a tank so a T-Rex wouldn't be a problem for one of these.
IA: But if I am to be standing near Miku when she's interviewing the T-Rex aren't I going to be in the line-of-fire?
Neru: Wow, you are smart after all ... yep ... and if you're killed, maimed or injured, well, don't take it personally. It's just "collateral damage" ... ^^
IA: I feel much safer now (note the sarcasm). So where's the dinosaur?
Neru: Ask Miku.
IA: Where's the dinosaur Miku? Can we hurry it up here? I don't want to miss my anime.
Miku: Any time soon, he missed the last train from Nagisa City.
IA: Train???
Miku: Yeah, he just texted me saying he'll be late, Oh wait there he is now ...
RRRROOOOaaaaRRRR
IA: That didn't sound right ...
Miku: Yeah, he sounded off there ...
T-REX: ROaR???
Miku: Do that "RRRROOOOAAAARRRR" again, OK?
RRRROOOOaaaaRRRR
IA: Nope, that's definitely off.
Miku: Hmmm, yeah the volume dropped off during the "a"s, Oi! Say; "AAARRR"!
aaaRRR
IA: Definitely a drop in the volume of the "a" sound.
Miku: Oi! Open wide, let's have a look in your mouth.
So the T-REX opens wide and Miku looks inside the creature's mouth very carefully.
IA: Talk about bad breath ...
Neru: *to Camera Man-san* Don't you even think about taking a panty shot ...
Camera Man-san: Don't worry about it, if she isn't over 18, I'm not interested.
IA: Do you see anything?
Miku: YODALAYDEEYO ...
YODALAYDEEYO ...
Miku: Hear that? It echos in there!
Neru: *facepalm*
IA: *facepalm*
The T-REX would have wanted to do a *facepalm* too but unfortunately, its fore limbs are too short ...
IA: Well do you see anything?
Miku: Yeah ... I think ...
IA: Like what?
Miku: I think he ate some Domino's Pizza.
IA: How can you tell?
Miku: Well, there's some pizza material here including some of the boxes. I think he ate the whole delivery van too. There's part of a tire here. Probably ate the delivery man too as I think that's his hat up there.
IA: How can you be so calm about this Miku?
Miku: That's easy. If someone is offering you millions of dollars to plug their merchandise, there's no level that you won't stoop down to, right? Like I'll be happy to sell Viagra if the price was right!
Neru: Yeah, Miku selling Viagra ... we all really want to see that ... ><
IA: What's Viagra?
Neru: Ask Camera Man-san ...
Camera Man-san: Thank you very much, Neru, but I don't need it. Producer-san may be, so go ask him IA when we return to the studio.
SLOBBER
IA: Ewwww .. did he just drool all over you Miku?
Camera Man-san: Hold that pose, I've got a good angle on this ... OUCH!!!
Neru: Cut that out you pervert!
Miku: Don't worry about it, my costume is water proof!
IA: But your hair isn't ...
Neru: Don't be sitting next to us on the train home ...
Miku: I got this I think I see what the problem is ...
aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa
IA: I think he's in pain ...
Miku: I'm sure he is, he's got a big cavity right there on that tooth.
IA: Which tooth?
Miku: This one ...
aaa aaa aaa aaa aaa
Neru: You know something Miku? I think you're pushing your luck a bit there ...
Kerorin Town, about 500 yards away ...
Gumi and Alice had positioned their Russian made WW2 vintage ZIS-3 76 mm gun perfectly ...
Gumi: Товарищ, цель находится в прицел. (Comrade, the target is in sight).
Alice: Позвольте мне получить разрешение от комиссара открыть огонь. (Let me get permission from the commissar to fire).
Gumi: Спешите до сибирской зимы наступает. (Hurry before the Siberian winter comes).
Alice: Мы должны следовать процедуре. Вы хотите, Сталин расстрелять нас товарищ? (We have to follow procedure. You want Stalin to shoot us, comrade?)
Gumi: Должен ли я использовать фугасные туре? (Should I use a high explosive round?)
Alice: Нет, использовать противотанковые раунде, мы не хотим, чтобы убить невинных прохожих. (No, use an anti-tank round, we don't want to kill innocent bystanders).
Gumi: Замок и загруженные! (Lock and loaded!)
Alice: Это даже русский? (Is that even Russian?)
Gumi: *shrug* Кого это волнует? (Who cares?)
Alice: стрельба! (FIRE!)
BOOM
The round wizzes across the street and impacts the T-REX's bad tooth and knocks it out. Since T-Rexes, like great white sharks, constantly regrows their teeth this was no big loss.
RRROOOAAARRR!
But the sound of the ZIS-3 going off did startle it so it took off running towards the station. He was pursued by Camera Man-san as finally, there was some good action footage. In the mean time ...
Neru: We're under attack!
She fires her LAW missile in the direction of the ZIS-3. Alice and Gumi returns fire.
Alice: На нас напали! (We're under attack!)
Gumi: Родину защищать! (Defend the Motherland!)
Alice: Загрузка взрывное раундов! (Loading High Explosive rounds!)
Gumi: Возьмите, что вы нацистские свиньи! (Take that you Nazi swines!)
Alice: Это как Сталинград снова и снова! (This is like Stalingrad all over again!)
IA: STOP THIS YOU IDIOTS!
Neru: I'm out of ammo anyway.
Gumi: У нас есть еще много боеприпасов. (We have plenty more ammunition).
Alice: Сдаться Героев Красной Армии. Мы гарантируем вам безопасное пребывание в сибирский трудовой лагерь. (Surrender to the Heroes of the Red Army. We guarantee you a safe stay in a Siberian labor camp).
Neru: Имейте это отношение, и я пойду туда и тебе больно. (Keep that attitude up and I'll go over there and hurt you).
Gumi: Она не может понять шутку она может? (She can't take a joke can she?)
Alice: Нет, она, что не может. (No, she sure cannot).
Miku: のは、いくつかのケーキを取りに行くしましょう。(Let's go get some cake).
Gumi: Sounds good to me.
Alice: We have to put the cannon away first Gumi.
Neru: Best idea you had all day Miku.
IA: Hey guys, I'm on a diet ...
Miku, Neru, Gumi and Alice: Says the girl who we all know that's going to eat the most cakes ...
Neru: BTW, where did you get that ZIS-3 cannon from anyway?
Alice: Got it cheap from a website in Pakistan.
CREDITS
Appearance Miku: Mamama (C) Crypton Future Media, Inc.
IA: Mqdl (C) The 1st Place Co., Ltd.
Neru: Nakao (C) Crypton Future Media, Inc.
Gumi: Mamama (C) The INTERNET Co., Ltd.
Alice: Kakomiki (C) HobbyJapan Co., Ltd.
Kerorin Town: BTA
ZIS-3: UMHK-1
T-rex: ~Valforwing
LAW: sm8009667
MME: FullSimpleSoftShadow / Diffusion 7
Software: MMD 8.03 / Photoshop 7
All Vocaloid models are customized variants made from the originals.
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Comments: 20
hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD so coool xD
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Was I the only one noticing the hair coming out of Alice's ass?
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Lovely country (Pakistan) ... has some great websites too
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i never really searched my country's websites so i wouldnt know
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O... M... G...! This was definitely my daily LOLZ! Lot's of great comedy, and just enough political commentary to remind us just how messed up the world is.
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You know, for the first time in my life, and this is echoed by Neru, I find myself being very "prudent" in what I actually do write in terms of political commentary. Which is not something I would have been expecting to have to do in a country like ours. Kind of sad if you think about it.
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I've made a few public comments over the last five years, the strongest yet being just a month or so ago. Politics never used to annoy me until the current administration in all three branches of government. I could say more, but this is obviously not the place for it. As I said, the world is really messed up right now, when one needs to be prudent in their viewpoints.
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Absurdist logic rules here
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The Japanese sentence is kinda broken according to my understanding. Though I don't know about the Russian.
Cameraman-san seems to not mind the age when there is a good shot lol XD
MQ-1 Predator Drones XD
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I just used GOOGLE Translate - more for effect than accuracy of translations in this case.
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