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Published: 2011-01-26 15:04:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 2532; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 80
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Description "Ooooh, you'd better have a good explanation for doing that..."





A sarcastic Laminiathon gives a gives a hard time to a shipwrecked sailor who's been floating in the sea. Because, in all honesty, if she didn't want him clinging to her, she wouldn't have been floating so close to him.




...Not by best work, I admit. I'll do better....Well, maybe not next time, but soon. I'll do better soon.
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Comments: 16

timing2 [2011-06-18 16:11:29 +0000 UTC]

Sarcastic and opportunistic. However, I don't think the bedraggled sailor will mind overly much, considering his situation.

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TinyPet [2011-01-26 20:12:37 +0000 UTC]

Just noticed this now but.... Is she "fingering" herself down there under the water or is she simply hiding something (which seems unlikely since she doesn't seem to mind her top). Or is it a pure coincidence that her hand is there is such a way in such a situation ?

Also, I guess that hanging around shipwrecks is a good way to collect sails for clothing without angering anyone ? With occasional "little" bonus ?

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TriffRaff In reply to TinyPet [2011-01-27 00:26:09 +0000 UTC]

Um....Call it coinicidence. Or a half-hearted and ineffectual attempt at artistic modesty. Like I've said, not a whole lot of thought or effort went into this one...


...On the other hand, harg around too many shipwrecks and you'll start to be seen as being responsible for them. Or at least seen as a bad omen. After all, vultures aren't dangerous, but not too many people have a high opinion of them....

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TinyPet In reply to TriffRaff [2011-01-27 03:02:53 +0000 UTC]

But if a number of sailors spread tails about how they would have died have you not shown up ? Maybe people would start praying to see you like real world people pray to see the coastal guard rescue helicopter.

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TriffRaff In reply to TinyPet [2011-01-28 14:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, rescuing survivors has a differnt ring to it than 'hanging around shipwrecks' and looting them. The former sounds virtuous, but the latter makes it sound rather malicious....

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TinyPet [2011-01-26 19:55:52 +0000 UTC]

Sailor: I... hmmm... What if I said that I'm giving myself to you if you save me ?

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TriffRaff In reply to TinyPet [2011-01-27 00:21:39 +0000 UTC]

I think she'd accept that trade...

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DarthVengeance0325 [2011-01-26 19:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Ears larger than her shoulders? Might have worked better for the mammoth-esque women, my friend. Not that the concept isn't amusing, of course.

On a more serious note, sailors who sail for money very seldom, if ever, sail alone. They know there are many risks involved. Where is the rest of his crew?

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TriffRaff In reply to DarthVengeance0325 [2011-01-27 00:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Like I said, not my best work. But, I do think that I like the Drow ears on these girls.

...As for the rest of the crew, I kind of assumed he was the lone survivor of something catastrophic....

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TinyPet In reply to DarthVengeance0325 [2011-01-26 20:06:46 +0000 UTC]

We know very little about the shipwrecked. Maybe it was a small boat not to far from the coast. Maybe the ship sunk in the middle of a strong and the current scattered the the crew in all directions (heroically and desperately swing threw it all but still reaching is limit) or maybe the ship sunk very violently and suddenly and only he made it (explosive magic component mishap busted the whole ship in a split second). Maybe it's due to warfare (left for dead on the sinking ship).

Or maybe the sailors are just behind him trying to catch up to the fastest swimmer. But that is not really the point of the picture now is it ?

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DarthVengeance0325 In reply to TinyPet [2011-01-26 20:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Very true. We're not sure if he's a mercantile or a Navy lad or even just a pleasure-boat or smuggler. And you're right, it doesn't matter. :3

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sordcooper2 [2011-01-26 16:06:37 +0000 UTC]

oh yes, sarcasm, thats just what a guy needs after drowning...though the tit thats larger than he is might make up for things

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TriffRaff In reply to sordcooper2 [2011-01-27 00:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh. Yeah, I'm sure he'll gladly tollerate some playful ribbing form her...

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GoldGecko [2011-01-26 15:32:19 +0000 UTC]

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
You're so fucking funny!

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TriffRaff In reply to GoldGecko [2011-01-27 00:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Considering how his fate looked before this encounter: very much so!

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GoldGecko In reply to TriffRaff [2011-01-27 05:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...

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