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EDIT: Re-loaded a larger version of the pic. Enjoy!starting things off with a commission for , once again featuring my own character Gogo and Sarah Ware in some grindhouse hijinks
I'm not entirely sure why it is Mars always finds itself in need of women. And in this case, their need for women has been horrifically answered.
This would be a terrible, awful, awesome movie, full of mindless explosions, excruciating dialogue, and possibly also a lot of bouncing and jiggling followed by death.
enjoy!
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Actually, it would appear that Martians of all stripes just need to get laid. For example.
Devil Girl from Mars (1954)
An uptight, leather-clad female alien, armed with a raygun and accompanied by a menacing robot, comes to Earth to collect Earth's men as breeding stock.
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Hahaha, Atomic Woman. Nice title. Love this poster.
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steelios: make your bets make your bets who will collect the most heads the voluptuous babe in the animal skin bikini with a temper as large as she is and twice as fiery or the beautiful beast girl armed to the teeth that she picks alien scum out of when she,s done tearing them to shreds with. C'MMON FOLKS DON'T DON'T BE SHY (not my fault it's just business XD good pic)
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I think the face on the commissioner's avatar pretty much says it all.
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that's the look the aliens probably had on their face when they saw them
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Gosh, you surely know how to draw really savage girls.
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I blame my boyfriend for getting me addicted to B rated movies. I just love the ones that are so obviously, incredibly, horribly bad that they are awesome.
And this poster would make a great movie concept Van! I LOVE IT!
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My god! Aliens, boobs, violence and masive destruction. My friend, you find de equation to the best movie ever!!!
Think that Quentin Tarantino can be a great contribution to this film! (I mean, for the blod bath and violence) jajajaja!!!
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I would agree with either Tarantino or Sam Raimi.
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I doubt my girlfriend would go to this movie.... (doesnt mean I wont 
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Did you use a machine from Inception to read my dreams and make them into a movie poster?
Because this is the best thing.
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can you just write synopsises for EVERY MOVIE.
i just
love your quote.
"and possibly also a lot of bouncing and jiggling followed by death."
you're beautiful
this is beautiful
life is beautiful
//hugs a tree
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"In a world ruled by greed...conformity...tyranny...one woman will bounce and jiggle the bastards into their grave...*ominous choir music*...this December...follow the bounce...follow the jiggle...follow the gritted-teeth...follow the loincloth..."
and add a record-scratch sound for good measure and you've got a trailer
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//waterfalls cascade from eyes
you are the hero this world desperately begs for
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it's gold baby movie gold
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That description makes it sound like a Michael Bay film.
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and people PAY to see those!
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Wow. Just wow. I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie like this, even thought I generally dislike watching this kind of film. Because... Gogo. Need I say more?
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Why does Mars always need women??!! Have you seen the place? No one has dusted in a few hundred thousand years!! Bitches need to get cleaning!
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Mars got all its transmissions from Eisenhower-era America, where Mars thought all that women did was cooking and cleaning, so they figured they'd get in on that action. TRAGIC.
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oh those poor.....sad fools well lets hope for their sake they will learn from this..........that is IF THEY SURVIVE! lol
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Freakin' awesome
This would indeed be a movie worth a purchase.
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Dude, here's this movie's theme song >> [link]
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I'll have you know Rob Zombie is ever-present in my creative endeavors
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GIANTESS GOGO IS GLORIOUS. The world needs more giantess Gogo so very much. (Well, perhaps not the world, because Andy would probably attest to why that would be a bit disastrous, but the Internet does!)
That would be a truly awesome movie. Explosions! Monster girls kicking alien ass! More explosions! Badass things happening! Even more explosions! Giant girl with kickass abs and sexy-muscle! EXPLOSIONS. (It would be a movie that takes the More Dakka approach to explosions.)
I'm actually thinking a bit like Monsters Vs. Aliens, but sexier and more action flick-y.
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Giantess romance is almost always tragic, though...and hard to write.
As much as my inner hipster hates to admit it...EXPLOSIONS! ALIENS! GUNS! SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN! AAAAAGH!
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Bouncing, jiggling, AND death? Sounds like my kind of film! I love how well the old-fashioned movie poster look turned out!
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especially if it,s in 3D hehehehehe know what i mean
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yeah you know what i'm talking about haha
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but making movies is haaaard!
...and expensive. And i understand a lot of ass-kissing is involved too. BALLS TO THAT!
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Sooooo... Where's the kickstarter page to fund this project?
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Kickstarter? That's a thing?!
COULD I USE THAT?!?
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