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Dear Diary,

Once again, it is me, the Awesome Prussia! To think I've been writing this diary everyday since the day I first appeared as the Teutonic Knights. I've been looking back at some of my earlier volumes and damn was I adorable! I remember when I helped out that Hungary and then got all of Bursenland. Kesesese, I was awesome even then.

I remember stuff about that prissy Austria too. He thinks he's so awesome just because he can play the piano. Well, he wasn't so awesome when, due to the awesome leadership of Frederick the Great, I invaded his vital regions! His face when I took his precious Silesia was priceless. Hungary wasn't happy though.

Man, can she be scary sometimes. That frying pan of hers could probably defeat those, ah, what are they called again? Greece told me about them just the other day. Oh, that's right the Spartans! She's way too barbarian it's no wonder I thought she was a guy while growing up. That's probably the real reason she and that stupid Austria divorced: she was too manly. Everyone says that it was Hungary that broke it off but how could that prissy-pants ever want to stay with her?

God, I'm tired of this basement. I mean I guess it's awesome that West let me stay at his house but I'm the Awesome Prussia! I used to be the greatest nation in Europe! Then the stupid war broke out and thanks to that Russia I couldn't see my little brother for almost 30 years! It's nice that I we can drink beer together again. Oh, crap! West is home! Awesome Prussia out!

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Dear Diary,

Once again, it is me, the Awesome Prussia! To think I've been writing this diary everyday since the day I first appeared as the Teutonic Knights. I've been looking back at some of my earlier volumes and damn was I adorable! I remember when I helped out that Hungary and then got all of Bursenland. Kesesese, I was awesome even then.

I remember stuff about that prissy Austria too. He thinks he's so awesome just because he can play the piano. Well, he wasn't so awesome when, due to the awesome leadership of Frederick the Great, I invaded his vital regions! His face when I took his precious Silesia was priceless. Hungary wasn't happy though.

Man, can she be scary sometimes. That frying pan of hers could probably defeat those, ah, what are they called again? Greece told me about them just the other day. Oh, that's right the Spartans! She's way too barbarian it's no wonder I thought she was a guy while growing up. That's probably the real reason she and that stupid Austria divorced: she was too manly. Everyone says that it was Hungary that broke it off but how could that prissy-pants ever want to stay with her?

God, I'm tired of this basement. I mean I guess it's awesome that West let me stay at his house but I'm the Awesome Prussia! I used to be the greatest nation in Europe! Then the stupid war broke out and thanks to that Russia I couldn't see my little brother for almost 30 years! It's nice that I we can drink beer together again. Oh, crap! West is home! Awesome Prussia out!