HOME | DD

Description
The year is 2010 and the toy manufacturer Worlds of Wonder has branched off into the realm of hi-tech weapons manufacturing. Digging through their archives, they locate the designed for a talking robotic bear and decide to retask it for military purposes. Thus Teddy Destruction is born. Cute and cuddly, wanting to talk about willow wisps and faerie farts, the Teddy Destruction lures his enemy in close and then ... BAM! he hits you fixed fin rockets and a plasma cannon ... and your all, like, WTF and then ... BAM! its the electron fusion torch and some judo throws. You're screwed. So if your out in some third world boonie late at night and hear, "Do you want to hear a story?" out of the darkness, you just sit your self down and wait, 'cause death is a comin', my son.

Description
The year is 2010 and the toy manufacturer Worlds of Wonder has branched off into the realm of hi-tech weapons manufacturing. Digging through their archives, they locate the designed for a talking robotic bear and decide to retask it for military purposes. Thus Teddy Destruction is born. Cute and cuddly, wanting to talk about willow wisps and faerie farts, the Teddy Destruction lures his enemy in close and then ... BAM! he hits you fixed fin rockets and a plasma cannon ... and your all, like, WTF and then ... BAM! its the electron fusion torch and some judo throws. You're screwed. So if your out in some third world boonie late at night and hear, "Do you want to hear a story?" out of the darkness, you just sit your self down and wait, 'cause death is a comin', my son.