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Is there something wrong with people today?

Oh, I definitely think so. I have a list.

I'm serious.

So am I. Their existence is about...number one on the list.

I don't mean THAT. I just have a feeling that no one really asks anyone out, anymore. I mean, I was at the coffee shop earlier and I was trying to flirt with Jaune, but he was constantly avoiding my advances.

I mean, let's be fair. I've seen you flirt. You're just as passive as a Yandere with social anxiety yet has that thirsty look in her eye, making it seem like a trap.

Is it...really THAT bad?

Yeah. Your posture gets all jagged and you get caught smiling like a mental patient. And stop using your semblance to drag him back to you. He may not be bright enough to see it, but it's not very subtle.

I...Mmmm. I just don't know what's going on. He hasn't been flirting with Weiss, either. So, I assumed that he would have gotten over her and secretly has feelings for ME. Usually, men ask out women, but...the only couples I have seen are you and him and Blake and Yang. At least...I think they're dating.

Yeah. That's the internet for you. Speaking of which, the internet is what you should blame.

Why?

Well, since the whole "#MeToo " thing started...well, guys have started to kind of, like, shut down. You know? No one feels they can ask anyone out without being labeled as "sexually-aggressive".

I haven't noticed that.

That's because you're one of the REAL smart and powerful women in this world. Almost enough to have this "Amazon Waifu" kind of thing. Course, you wouldn't know THAT, either, because no guy wants to even compliment a woman anymore because everyone is so HYPERSENSITIVE and offensive. Not to mention trying to cause drama just for the sake of getting sympathy.

So...it's not my flirting, then. It's just...Jaune is too scared to ask me out because of other people's views on him.

Yeah. If that makes you feel any better.

I do feel relieved for this, but...that's just tragic to think of.

Yeah, and here's the other bad news. Since the collective female population have scared men off...guess who has to initiate the whole "Mating Game".

...Oh, no.

Uh-huh. So, have fun with THAT stress! The rejections. The nervousness. The sweaty palms. The potentially-murderous father and/or mother who always likes to dick measure with you. Attempt after awkward attempt of failed pickup lines and THINK of the wasted money. Now, WE'LL be the ones constantly picking up the check. I mean, you DID ask them out. It's only FAIR, RIGHT? And don't forget: The follow-up calls and texts, sending flowers, and don't you DARE leave out the chocolate! Everyone knows MEN LOVE BOXES OF CHOCOLATE!

...Right. Perhaps we're not meant to be. We are all going to be perpetually in dispair without a lover...

I know! It's GREAT! One little hashtag is enough to decrease the population of humanity. Great job, internet! You're slowly obliterating humanity with triggered sensitivity! Boy, do I have plans to breed a race of me and Gator's image. It's gonna look like the Garden of Adam & Eve compared to this Grimm-infested rock.

Or perhaps...there is still hope. With less people being around, it will be much easier for Jaune to notice me! If Weiss would no longer be a threat to my claim for him, I shall not commit to challenging her to brutal combat in the future!

You see. This is why I hang with you and Nora. You girls always see the bright side of things.

Killing off humanity, one hashtag at a time! Whatever! This is great! The slow demise of humanity because people are too awkward and stupid to interact! This is beautiful! This is why people are working on relationship and sex robots. HA-HA-HAAAA...You're all doomed.

Credits!

Goth Nora & Pyrrha from TheBlackBirdCalls
Starbucks Coffee from kaaghomedl's Groceries pack
Antlers from Nightimevil
Coffee Stage from daucongluyen

Description
Is there something wrong with people today?

Oh, I definitely think so. I have a list.

I'm serious.

So am I. Their existence is about...number one on the list.

I don't mean THAT. I just have a feeling that no one really asks anyone out, anymore. I mean, I was at the coffee shop earlier and I was trying to flirt with Jaune, but he was constantly avoiding my advances.

I mean, let's be fair. I've seen you flirt. You're just as passive as a Yandere with social anxiety yet has that thirsty look in her eye, making it seem like a trap.

Is it...really THAT bad?

Yeah. Your posture gets all jagged and you get caught smiling like a mental patient. And stop using your semblance to drag him back to you. He may not be bright enough to see it, but it's not very subtle.

I...Mmmm. I just don't know what's going on. He hasn't been flirting with Weiss, either. So, I assumed that he would have gotten over her and secretly has feelings for ME. Usually, men ask out women, but...the only couples I have seen are you and him and Blake and Yang. At least...I think they're dating.

Yeah. That's the internet for you. Speaking of which, the internet is what you should blame.

Why?

Well, since the whole "#MeToo " thing started...well, guys have started to kind of, like, shut down. You know? No one feels they can ask anyone out without being labeled as "sexually-aggressive".

I haven't noticed that.

That's because you're one of the REAL smart and powerful women in this world. Almost enough to have this "Amazon Waifu" kind of thing. Course, you wouldn't know THAT, either, because no guy wants to even compliment a woman anymore because everyone is so HYPERSENSITIVE and offensive. Not to mention trying to cause drama just for the sake of getting sympathy.

So...it's not my flirting, then. It's just...Jaune is too scared to ask me out because of other people's views on him.

Yeah. If that makes you feel any better.

I do feel relieved for this, but...that's just tragic to think of.

Yeah, and here's the other bad news. Since the collective female population have scared men off...guess who has to initiate the whole "Mating Game".

...Oh, no.

Uh-huh. So, have fun with THAT stress! The rejections. The nervousness. The sweaty palms. The potentially-murderous father and/or mother who always likes to dick measure with you. Attempt after awkward attempt of failed pickup lines and THINK of the wasted money. Now, WE'LL be the ones constantly picking up the check. I mean, you DID ask them out. It's only FAIR, RIGHT? And don't forget: The follow-up calls and texts, sending flowers, and don't you DARE leave out the chocolate! Everyone knows MEN LOVE BOXES OF CHOCOLATE!

...Right. Perhaps we're not meant to be. We are all going to be perpetually in dispair without a lover...

I know! It's GREAT! One little hashtag is enough to decrease the population of humanity. Great job, internet! You're slowly obliterating humanity with triggered sensitivity! Boy, do I have plans to breed a race of me and Gator's image. It's gonna look like the Garden of Adam & Eve compared to this Grimm-infested rock.

Or perhaps...there is still hope. With less people being around, it will be much easier for Jaune to notice me! If Weiss would no longer be a threat to my claim for him, I shall not commit to challenging her to brutal combat in the future!

You see. This is why I hang with you and Nora. You girls always see the bright side of things.

Killing off humanity, one hashtag at a time! Whatever! This is great! The slow demise of humanity because people are too awkward and stupid to interact! This is beautiful! This is why people are working on relationship and sex robots. HA-HA-HAAAA...You're all doomed.

Credits!

Goth Nora & Pyrrha from TheBlackBirdCalls
Starbucks Coffee from kaaghomedl's Groceries pack
Antlers from Nightimevil
Coffee Stage from daucongluyen