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Craig, I told you when you accepted the job that I had a mouse problem but I wanted an ethical solution, no chemicals to make the poor things suffer, no toxins which could be harmful to the environment. I said I would provide all the gear you needed to do your job sufficiently and yet you’re still whining about it, I mean, what better way to chase off vermin than having a lil’ kitty cat around the house?

But this last week you’ve been working for me I haven’t seen a single mouse around here so this is obviously the correct approach and this solution is working perfectly. So consider yourself employed full time!

Now come along Buttons and I’ll get you a treat for doing such a good job, now would you like a saucer of milk or a squeaky toy to play with?

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Craig, I told you when you accepted the job that I had a mouse problem but I wanted an ethical solution, no chemicals to make the poor things suffer, no toxins which could be harmful to the environment. I said I would provide all the gear you needed to do your job sufficiently and yet you’re still whining about it, I mean, what better way to chase off vermin than having a lil’ kitty cat around the house?

But this last week you’ve been working for me I haven’t seen a single mouse around here so this is obviously the correct approach and this solution is working perfectly. So consider yourself employed full time!

Now come along Buttons and I’ll get you a treat for doing such a good job, now would you like a saucer of milk or a squeaky toy to play with?