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So, for like the fourth time, Spider-Man is trying out for membership in the Avengers. He gets beat up a lot and their Healthcare plan is kinda dope. ⁣
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Anyway, on his first day, the team gets whisked off into space to fight cosmic space pirate Nebula. She's a confusing character...is she related to Thanos as she claims? And apparently sometimes she's not actually her, but instead some woman from the future named Ravonna but also named Terminatrix who is super mad at Kang because they used to date or something? And how does that shirt even work? Anyway, she's a confusing mess, but what's important here is she's really evil and always looking for cosmic powers and weapons and whatnot.⁣
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So this time there's, like, some scientists who made a machine that accidentally erases, like....the universe? For a split second. So she keeps using it over and over to somehow gain power? I dunno...I don't pretend to get it. Comics are confusing, folks.⁣
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Anyway, it's bad news and the Avengers have to try and do something and poor Spidey is just in over his head. I remember my first job, too, Spider-Man....and it was worse...it was retail.⁣

Description
So, for like the fourth time, Spider-Man is trying out for membership in the Avengers. He gets beat up a lot and their Healthcare plan is kinda dope. ⁣
⁣
Anyway, on his first day, the team gets whisked off into space to fight cosmic space pirate Nebula. She's a confusing character...is she related to Thanos as she claims? And apparently sometimes she's not actually her, but instead some woman from the future named Ravonna but also named Terminatrix who is super mad at Kang because they used to date or something? And how does that shirt even work? Anyway, she's a confusing mess, but what's important here is she's really evil and always looking for cosmic powers and weapons and whatnot.⁣
⁣
So this time there's, like, some scientists who made a machine that accidentally erases, like....the universe? For a split second. So she keeps using it over and over to somehow gain power? I dunno...I don't pretend to get it. Comics are confusing, folks.⁣
⁣
Anyway, it's bad news and the Avengers have to try and do something and poor Spidey is just in over his head. I remember my first job, too, Spider-Man....and it was worse...it was retail.⁣