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X-Through-Infinity In reply to Destinys-Martyr [2006-05-20 17:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Honestly officer, I didn't run that stupid fur person over about 2 miles back!

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Destinys-Martyr In reply to X-Through-Infinity [2006-05-20 17:23:26 +0000 UTC]

*Pulls out ticket book "Really now sir? Could you step out of the car for me?" Backs away then points to your left back tire "Sir, could you explain the herm cock and remains protruding from your vehicle?"

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X-Through-Infinity In reply to Destinys-Martyr [2006-05-20 22:56:24 +0000 UTC]

-Shrugs and looks back.- Hey. It's not my fault the manufacturer didn't make a sign that read "Keep all hands, feet, and cocks away from the vehicle at all times."

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Destinys-Martyr In reply to X-Through-Infinity [2006-05-24 21:12:28 +0000 UTC]

I'll let you off with a warning son. Keep those niggers off your porches y'hear?" *Rips the ticket off the pad and hands it to you, adjusting his holster and stepping back onto his cycle and riding off*

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X-Through-Infinity In reply to Craznicop [2006-05-14 23:10:59 +0000 UTC]

Rofl. Yeah. It's actually a Lamborghini. But it's the same idea as back to the future, basically! Lol. just a fan concept for my story.

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Craznicop In reply to X-Through-Infinity [2006-05-14 23:12:40 +0000 UTC]

Lamborghini, shmamborghini. BACK TO THE FUTURE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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