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Published: 2010-06-23 22:13:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 564; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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//the code below determines the logical structure
//of the existence of god
if( God.existence()===true ){
var Life = DoesNotMakeSense();
}
else if( God.existence()===false ){
var Life = MakesSense();
}
else {
alert('There was a problem defining the God object, please try again');
}
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Comments: 22
wow thanks, great avatar name.
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Thanks (: Great Text
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Very nice. It's unusual, which is a huge reason I like it.
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java.lang.NullPointerException: Module 'God' not found.
Hehe, this is great.
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if( God.existence()===true ){
var Life = pointless();
}
else if( God.existence()===false ){
var Life = worthwhile();
...because if we get to go to magical heaven world, what's the point of sticking around on this shitty earth, dumbasses! Why don't you all just kill yourselves if you're SO SURE you'll just keep on living! Come on, test your 'faith', I DARE YA.
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If only I could favorite comments...
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Awwww thanks so much~ ^///^ that came to me when I read this... poem.
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i need more people like you in my life.
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*feels special*
I c&p'ed, though, can't code for shiite. And yes... that WAS the worst religion pun EVER.
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it wasn't the worst pun. It's more of a logical argument, and kinda dark. how i like it.
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No, no, it's simply a word pun. No connection whatsoever to anything. I just like the sound. >~<
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well you have a bit of logic in it. but i likes it anyways.
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Thanks man!! I appreciate it!
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