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Description

//the God object is instantiated here
//within you will find it's attributes and methods

var God={
   genocidal:true,
   psychopath:true,
   xenophobe:true,
   homophobic:true,
   petty:true,
   unjust:true,
   power:InfinitePower,
   createWorld:function(){
      //this happens in a span of 6 days
      God.power.create( 'universe' );
      God.power.create( 'world' );
      God.power.create( 'life' );
      return God.power.create( 'humans' );
   },
   wrath:function( Person ){
      if( believeWithoutEvidence( Person ) === true )
         Spare( Person );
      else sendToHell( Person.suffer() );
   },
   revelations:function(){
      God.power.destroy( 'universe' );
      alert('Fear me, for I am your Lord God.');
   }
};

//Call the God object
var Humans=God.createWorld();
for( years=0; years<=6000; years++ ){
   Humans.populate();
   for( var Person in Humans )
      God.wrath( Person );
}
God.revelations();

//religion in a programmatic nutshell

Description

//the God object is instantiated here
//within you will find it's attributes and methods

var God={
   genocidal:true,
   psychopath:true,
   xenophobe:true,
   homophobic:true,
   petty:true,
   unjust:true,
   power:InfinitePower,
   createWorld:function(){
      //this happens in a span of 6 days
      God.power.create( 'universe' );
      God.power.create( 'world' );
      God.power.create( 'life' );
      return God.power.create( 'humans' );
   },
   wrath:function( Person ){
      if( believeWithoutEvidence( Person ) === true )
         Spare( Person );
      else sendToHell( Person.suffer() );
   },
   revelations:function(){
      God.power.destroy( 'universe' );
      alert('Fear me, for I am your Lord God.');
   }
};

//Call the God object
var Humans=God.createWorld();
for( years=0; years<=6000; years++ ){
   Humans.populate();
   for( var Person in Humans )
      God.wrath( Person );
}
God.revelations();

//religion in a programmatic nutshell